Oooh that posted all wrong!!!

However . . . what wud you have done?

Or are you too scared?

Is it a money thing

Or a fear that it might go wrong?

I wouldn't mind some liposuction

I have thought about having my hormonal, wobble bottom removed, but we've been married so long, I think I'd miss him.  

Oh, I would consider getting my eyes done later on - eye bag removal type thing

I might have some calf muscles put in. I've been cycling, quite hard, for over a year now and my legs still look like twiglets.

  Don't do it.  I used to date a body builder and his calf muscles looked like they were glued on and just looked completly fake.  It might turn out like that if you got them done.

I'd get loads done if I could afford it. 

A tube of pile cream is cheaper

depends on what you qualify as plastic surgery because there's the beauty type and the medical type??? 

I've had re-constructive plastic surgery a couple of times.  As for the beauty type I would not be adverse to a bit of liposuction or a tummy tuck but the thought of surgery and all it's perils makes me think I'll stay as I am - wobbles and all 

HA HA HA can't beleive that the advert on this page is for . . . Plastic Surgery

We are being followed - eek!!