You were all going to find out sooner or later...
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you bunch of uncaring barstewards!!!!!!!!!!11!!!1!
Oh no 
zazz 
zazz 
What has she left you? 
Where has she left you?
Originally Posted by Blizz'ard:
What has she left you?
2 cats, a little Gyps, some mini battenbergs, a bottle of lemonade and some dioralyte 
Originally Posted by PeterCat:
Where has she left you?
In bed
Originally Posted by zazz:
2 cats, a little Gyps, some mini battenbergs, a bottle of lemonade and some dioralyte
I'm not sure the battenbergs will help!
I assumed you meant she had left you to go out shopping for the day or something.... like a variation on the classic C4 "OMGZ that hm has just walked!!" thread that when you opened said "into the kitchen, haha fooled u loosers!!1! lulz"
Originally Posted by SazBomb:
I assumed you meant she had left you to go out shopping for the day or something.... like a variation on the classic C4 "OMGZ that hm has just walked!!" thread that when you opened said "into the kitchen, haha fooled u loosers!!1! lulz"
well I guess it is one of them threads...
she has left me for a long weekend of some gin, the trollops and the cinds. While I am left holding the baybeez!! I think I am already enjoying the peace
Originally Posted by zazz:
she has left me for a long weekend of some gin, the trollops and the cinds. While I am left holding the baybeez!! I think I am already enjoying the peace
I'm sure she won't enjoy it too much.
last time we spent the weekend with the Trollops, well, lets just say it was messy!! So while I know she will have a ball, I know she will also suffer after oh, I can feel her pain already!!
Originally Posted by zazz:
last time we spent the weekend with the Trollops, well, lets just say it was messy!! So while I know she will have a ball, I know she will also suffer after oh, I can feel her pain already!!
You'll be better by then, so that you can look after her. 
Infact, it was that messy, she couldnt come out on the Sunday, so me and Trollop had to go alone, while Gyps and Mrs Trollop stayed at the hotel and died! I may never see her again
Originally Posted by Roxan:
Yop tips for coping with such fragrant desertion:
1. Hide things
2. Swap the contents of one cupboard with another
3. Turn the cats against her
Feel better soon Zazz
this is in progress!! they have already started shredding her post!!
the cupboards, hmmmm, now there is a plan!
As for hiding things from her, there is no point, she hides things from herself as it is
and leaving the cat litter tray til Monday, well, I dont think I could cope with the smell, or I would
Originally Posted by Roxan:
Yop tips for coping with such fragrant desertion:
Originally Posted by Roxan:
Originally Posted by zazz:
and leaving the cat litter tray til Monday, well, I dont think I could cope with the smell, or I would
How devious are you? You could always scoop it, store it outside and then tip it back in just before she gets back... 
OMGZ!! wonderful suggestion!! **wonders if the smell would escape the wardrobe where all her belleh dancing costumes are** hmmm
Originally Posted by zazz:
Originally Posted by Roxan:
Originally Posted by zazz:
and leaving the cat litter tray til Monday, well, I dont think I could cope with the smell, or I would
How devious are you? You could always scoop it, store it outside and then tip it back in just before she gets back...
OMGZ!! wonderful suggestion!! **wonders if the smell would escape the wardrobe where all her belleh dancing costumes are** hmmm
You do realise you're dead when she reads this, don't you?
Originally Posted by Roxan:
Originally Posted by zazz:
Originally Posted by Roxan:
Originally Posted by zazz:
and leaving the cat litter tray til Monday, well, I dont think I could cope with the smell, or I would
How devious are you? You could always scoop it, store it outside and then tip it back in just before she gets back...
OMGZ!! wonderful suggestion!! **wonders if the smell would escape the wardrobe where all her belleh dancing costumes are** hmmm
Nice! Got any duct tape to seal round the edges of teh door?
I was saving that to gag little Gyps and put her in the car boot
Originally Posted by PeterCat:
Originally Posted by zazz:
Originally Posted by Roxan:
Originally Posted by zazz:
and leaving the cat litter tray til Monday, well, I dont think I could cope with the smell, or I would
How devious are you? You could always scoop it, store it outside and then tip it back in just before she gets back...
OMGZ!! wonderful suggestion!! **wonders if the smell would escape the wardrobe where all her belleh dancing costumes are** hmmm
You do realise you're dead when she reads this, don't you?
Oh, that will depend on what I do with her laptop
Originally Posted by Roxan:
Originally Posted by zazz:
I was saving that to gag little Gyps and put her in the car boot
God forgive me
Rox, i am starting to think you have done this before
Originally Posted by Roxan:
Originally Posted by zazz:
I was saving that to gag little Gyps and put her in the car boot
That was my first reaction too!
you rotter! I'm not feeling sorry for you ever again!Originally Posted by ~Sweet Summer~:
you rotter! I'm not feeling sorry for you ever again!
I am seriously considering the duct tape now there is two of them!
I'm telling 
Originally Posted by Cinds:
I'm telling
She will understand
Me too
Originally Posted by zazz:
I was saving that to gag little Gyps and put her in the car boot
Sinister
Originally Posted by Syd:
Me too
Telling! not understanding...............
Originally Posted by zazz:
Originally Posted by Cinds:
I'm telling
She will understand
I understand about the gagging children bit, it's the cat litter I'm telling about. 
Originally Posted by Triggers:
Originally Posted by zazz:
I was saving that to gag little Gyps and put her in the car boot
Sinister
I was pretending to be Casey Anthony...she got away with it, so will I!!!!!!11!!!!
Originally Posted by Cinds:
Originally Posted by zazz:
Originally Posted by Cinds:
I'm telling
She will understand
I understand about the gagging children bit, it's the cat litter I'm telling about.
oh, yeah, that. Hmmm, she might not be so understanding about that. I blame Roxan!
Originally Posted by Syd:
Originally Posted by Syd:
Me too
Telling! not understanding...............
GRASS!