That's too expensive to walk on

Was it gold tufted? 

My parents had a Persian carpet and gave it to me, but I was too young to appreciate it.

There's a Persian rug shop down the end of our street

Those exquisite works of art are way above my common or garden life

I shall never own them

I'm a carpet tile class of person

I was gonna say Wilton.

But you will shortly be sued for copyright infringement.

Try that over a croissant  

Not Dale Winton, surely?

Apparently he's not interested in rugs

I'm a Berber carpet one mesel  

I like to see myself as an Axminster and not a Frank's Factory Flooring off cut

*Giggles* 

I saw some gorgeous carpets in Turkey that I managed to avoid buying....despite all the apple tea they gave us.

I would have loved to have owned The Magic Carpet from Aladdin.

********I can show you the world ***** etc. etc. (there should be musical notes on a keyboard to illustrate a song!)

There was once a deep woollen cream shag pile I craved ...... Oh the memories....