everyone is off to a posh place-im staying home to look after my greys
then i got roped in to feed mice, cats,kittens,guinee (sp) pigs,fish and rabbits - the owners are all off on the stupid holiday-i said id stay to look after my dogs
i thought it was just gonna be me and the dogs watching scooby doo and top cat and eating cornflakes all day
its turned into noahs ark
not happy
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Looking after your grey wot? !!!
Think so 
Remember that guy at the pub?
I'm the daddy.
And we're gonna make a string quartet outta you 
Looking after your grey wot? !!!
greyhounds!
You'll get through it Pirate 
I've got 2 grey hairs 
Think so
Remember that guy at the pub?
I'm the daddy.
And we're gonna make a string quartet outta you
i know you dont I? and we've had this convo before lol
What do you mean you're going to be all alone.....?
You have US!!!!
hrmph!
I've got 2 grey hairs
I've got none, and I'm guessing I'm waaaaaaay older than you 
Right! Deffo gawn!
Jog on crumbly
What do you mean you're going to be all alone.....?
You have US!!!!
hrmph!
then if i have you lot-will you feed the rodents etc..?
What do you mean you're going to be all alone.....?
You have US!!!!
hrmph!
then if i have you lot-will you feed the rodents etc..?
etc means me
i'll have pizza
What do you mean you're going to be all alone.....?
You have US!!!!
hrmph!
then if i have you lot-will you feed the rodents etc..?
etc means me
i'll have pizza
That sounds like a job for Gyps and Zazz...
the cats will take care of the rodents and Zazz will whip you up some nice tasty dinners.
Job done.
am alwayz on my own , i am getting used to it does have it's benefits lol
Angle grinds the machete
This is gonna beat all the Gillette ads...
Angle grinds the machete
i swear-if you get within 3yards of me-i'll scream
Angle grinds the machete
i swear-if you get within 3yards of me-i'll scream
You might scream.
But your head and your torso will be in two different warzones.
apart from that ................ have you ever had the best pee EVER 
i will sleep tight tnite 
Angle grinds the machete
i swear-if you get within 3yards of me-i'll scream
im telling.. s'not fair..
Leaves some breakfast for Pirate.
Yeah but on the plus side Pirate - no people!
The animals won't be any bother, just do the feeding and cleaning thing and they'll pretty much leave you to your cornflakes and cartoons!
BORED
That breakfast looks nice
Swap you 3 pre-teens and a baby 
Swap you 3 pre-teens and a baby
errrrr....no
3 pre - teens and a hamster?
I'd deal!
I don't have a hamster. Parrot? He's a blether and needs more attention than all 4 kids but he's lovely
still on my own
got vodka to keep me company
so if i post shit-more than normal-please feel free to tell me to shut up
and
just been to shop
left the back door open and now i cant find my phone
either someone came in and nicked my phone
or
ive misplaced it
id text someone to ring it-but i cant find my phone
