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Originally Posted by barney:
Originally Posted by Ducky:

Except it's a bit too hairy....and it needs shoes on.....I don't want hair or muddy feet on my cream sofa.

 

I'm starting to think I'm not cut out to be a pet owner.

here's the rules

 

Our Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and Like to Complain About Our Pets:

1. They live here. You don't.

2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.

3. I like my pet a lot better than I like most people.

4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is a little son or daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.

5. Dogs and cats are better than kids. They eat less, don't ask for money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car, don't hang out with questionable friends, don't smoke or drink, don't worry about buying the latest fashions, don't wear your clothes, don't need a gazillion quid for college, and if they get pregnant, you can sell the results.

scatterby

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