And Maureen bloody Lipman nearly got a near life experience when me and her had a row on a train to Hull once.
You really have to tell that story, karms
In brief (as brief as I can make it), I had a business trip to Hull. Train got delayed by hours cos someone had thrown themselves on the track. Me very pissed off stuck on stationary train. Maureen Lipman had a go at me for having a go at train guard who was givin it the large. I had a go at Maureen and told her I didn't know why she was getting so lary cos she hadn't been on my tele in years. She not happy. Me no asbo.
She was also CAKED in make up. Totally caked. Like she'd hired a JCB to apply it. I think I may have mumbled something about silk purses and sows ears, too