OMG I HATE that one! 

You know, it's a wonder people dare speak on here 

"on my watch"

Oh my days!

Especially when men say it

"Girlfriend... "

lol

Yes, what the HELL does that mean!!!????!!! 

to be truthful with you

errr no, lie to me please

Barney????

Is that you?

Tis she

to be truthful with you ditty, at the end of the day, yes it is

nice to see you

and stop beating me at bejewelled

You should be able to tell from the vantage point of your politically correct soapbox!

YAYAYAYAYAY!!!

BARNS BE BACK!   

Bloody good to see you back here!!! 

AND..    I am trying to let you score higher than me..   its not my fault if they it all goes explodey mental on me!  

ditts   hope you and the family (including the furries are well)

*wants gems to go explodey mental on me* 

apologies for hijacking fred

& you & yours Barns xxx

My 'furry' is currently hiding under the bed..     he eyeballed the boy into giving him a strawberry starburst earlier (if I had been there I would have told him not to give in & give him one)...   we just discovered that he didn't actually eat the starburst, he must have had a slobber on it, & spat it out..     cos we have found the starburst stuck on the bottom of his front paw.    we've got as much as we can off..     but its all between his paw pad, & matted onto this foot hair (our dog has the hairiest feet ever)..   

so..   we are gonna have to catch him (this involves one of us prodding him from one side of the bed..   & the other catching him at the other side when he tries to escape..   then we are gonna have to bathe him..    soak his foot..   & then cut the starburst matted hair off!

Oh the joys of kids & dogs! 

I really hate 'innit though' and people who use 'man' in ever sentence but my real pet hate is being referred to as 'you guys'  I'm female FGS so I can't be a guy

i can picture you running around after him ditty

i bet he finds a spot right under the middle of the bed where he is just out of reach

There is no such spot..     not when I have a the boys back scratcher to hand 

He'll grrrrrr at the prodding back scratcher..  but eventually he will move

I am not familiar with you Barney, but hello, it's nice to meet you.