Ha ha ha ha 
Has to be a huge, ripe melon . . . then ... Ker-squish!!!
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I like that one - bringing rocks together - nice
Rock Foundation Malarkey
I wud like to throw an old piano off a cliff - imagine the clang . . . and the mess!!!
oh, tough one Renton...
All I know is, suicide is never the answer, no matter what your problems!! 
a tennis racket..might be a lil too lateral/literal.
Ohhhhh yes M.Q infact all of tennis can go off the cliff. I cant stand the grunters or the spectators.
...oh and chuck football over too 
Originally Posted by Gypsie~:
Ohhhhh yes M.Q infact all of tennis can go off the cliff. I cant stand the grunters or the spectators.
...oh and chuck football over too
was talking cliff richard, but okies.
geronimo ............just to see if he shouts meeeeeeeeeeeeee
Originally Posted by Ev (Peachy):
Anthea Turner. 
Please, let me help you.
Alistair Campbell
Lloyd Grossman
Graham Norton
I cud go on . . .
Originally Posted by sandra:
geronimo ............just to see if he shouts meeeeeeeeeeeeee
that tickled me that did, sandra
Originally Posted by sandra:
geronimo ............just to see if he shouts meeeeeeeeeeeeee
that is hilarious
A beacon of light and hope so the world can come together as one.......
...all right, a bouncy castle 
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Ev (Peachy):
Anthea Turner.
Please, let me help you.
Lets give her a shuggy boat over the side 
Originally Posted by Rawky-Roo:
A beacon of light and hope so the world can come together as one.......
...all right, a bouncy castle
Well if i was pushed id prefer to be in the centre of one of those.
Originally Posted by Ev (Peachy):
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Ev (Peachy):
Anthea Turner.
Please, let me help you.
Lets give her a shuggy boat over the side
I'm up for that.
Not in any particular order except for Mrs Turner Flake,(pre mentioned) and Mzz Houghton, who can go be swung out from our shuggy boat, just for the satisfaction value.
Chantelle Houghton
The rest are in here > 
Alex Reid
Jordon
Peter Andre
Tom Cruise
Angelina Jolie
Piers Morgan
Myleene Class (god help us if she is presenting BB channel 5)
Michael Winner
Venus and Serena Williams
Jeremy Clarkson
(in one of the supersonic cars that he wets himself with excitement over, preferably)
- shove him over and see how long it takes him to get from 0 to 60
You guys on here have pretty much covered almost everyone LOL!
Rupert Murdoch and his goons
Graham Norton
Cameron and Osborne
Lady Ga Ga
Simon Cowell
Apple fanboys
The Essix accent
Snooker
Any tedious management suit who says 'Going forward' or '110%' even those who say those things ironically.
And so many more
oddly enough
seeing as you say cliff
it would be cliff richard
mr botox
who's PA once said
that when diana died-he had to wake up cliff and break the news gently
as mr cliff doesnt like bad news
bless him
neither does anyone else
i'd push him over with the greatest of pleasure
Originally Posted by Carnelian:
Apple fanboys
But we're nice.
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
oddly enough
seeing as you say cliff
it would be cliff richard
mr botox
who's PA once said
that when diana died-he had to wake up cliff and break the news gently
as mr cliff doesnt like bad news
bless him
neither does anyone else
i'd push him over with the greatest of pleasure
I hope you'd break it to him gently first.
these b@st@rd things. Don't know why but I just hate them
Paedophiles ,rapists,Murdoch and crew ,know it alls and my husband when he snores.
Originally Posted by ~Lee~:
my husband when he snores.
I am with you there Lee 
Well, my husband, not yours obviously