So . . . don't pay the crazy 118 fees
Do this from a landline only . . .
0800 118 3733 (FREE)
Its an advertised automated service but completely FREE
Defo an "arms aloft" moment 
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I should never have told you
Not one jot of a reply 
Martin Lewis' s MoneySavingExpert site says about this:
The Number, 0800 118 3733
Pros: You can request more than one number request. Cons: You must listen to an advert and it's an automated not human system.
To use this service for free you're supposed to first register online on 118.com, so it can add you to its advertising database - though it often works without. You then listen to an advert immediately and answer automated questions to ask your enquiry.
Rather annoyingly it always asks for an 'address' which can be a little confusing; and only later, if it can't find the details comes back and asks for an area.
This means it tends to take a longer time than other services; though the voice recognition system is reasonably accurate.
Don't you >>> (points at El Loro)
Try and sweet talk me <<< (point at mesellf) . . . with your factual sweet talking doo-daah!!
*storms off*
Thanks Renton. Handy to know. i don't think people didnt answer you purposely by the way... it's just that not that many people post on here during the day some days... 
Don't you >>> (points at Sparkles)
Make excuses for them <<< (points at them) with your confuddled type excuse making!!
*storms out* (again)
Originally Posted by Renton:
I should never have told you
Not one jot of a reply
That will teach you! No, thank you , much appreciated, crawls off now................
Don't you >>> (points at SkyLark) crawl off !!!
Don't you <<<< (points at me) be so nice in future!!!
. . . and relax 
Have a sausage
0800 118 SELFISH BUGGERS.COM
Does anyone use 118 anymore? The internet and free mobile apps can pretty much cover anything they offer.
How dare you >>> (points at Karma) assume such things
Not everyone is interweb savvy - Miss Smartypants!!
I'm exhausted
Jus sayin! 
Thanks for the info, Sweetie.
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Thanks for the info, Sweetie.
No worries!
Originally Posted by Karma_:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Thanks for the info, Sweetie.
No worries!
It's good to have you back.
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Karma_:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Thanks for the info, Sweetie.
No worries!
It's good to have you back.
Thanks love 
Originally Posted by Karma_:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Thanks for the info, Sweetie.
No worries!
She meant ME you bugger !!!
*furiously storms off* (once more)
I generally use yell.com.
Originally Posted by Renton:
I should never have told you
Not one jot of a reply
Most of us were probably at work at 10:37. with no internet or socialising on the internet
i.e. me!
BTW, thaks for a good laugh renton. 