I have just broken an index finger nail,now a pinky you can get away with at a push but the index is just so obvious, I was gardening it's right down at the quick,so that's the other 9 getting the chop...bugger!".
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Chop your hand off and pass it off as an accident with the hedge trimmer. Cue mucho sympathy, lucazade etc. Win.
I knew you would understand Baz...
In the grand scheme of things it's a trifling matter,however I have a dead short nail..
Nothing worse than when the nail on your nose finger goes and you're effectively left with a plunger.
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Nothing worse than when the nail on your nose finger goes and you're effectively left with a plunger.
I shall cut them tomorrow.
Finger nails should be kept to do the jobs at hand............or gloved in certain circumstances...
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Nothing worse than when the nail on your nose finger goes and you're effectively left with a plunger.
Fantastic smiley Ev!!
Ive used it a few times.
I used it when Ellabella thought i was getting married.
Every time I get all 10 nails to a nice length, I go and break one down to the quick
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So I feel your pain, Katty.
Har har Ev... Not that I know what you're talking about...
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Every time I get all 10 nails to a nice length, I go and break one down to the quick.
So I feel your pain, Katty.
Yes Yogi,I do wear gloves etc ,but the buggery thing is one gets broken anyhoo...
Tis true though.. you can't have 9 long nails... then one index finger (or middle finger) short...
A bloke I used to work with reckoned he could tell who used lil-lets & who used applicator (tampax) tampons, by whether or not they had one short nail!
Oh Ditty! I do recall being careful in my..ahem monthly times nail wise. Har har! Past that now with me hot flushes...
On the subject of all this - did you hear about the bloke that lost his left arm and left leg in a motorbike accident? It was pretty bad but he's alright now,
Originally Posted by Antiope:
On the subject of all this - did you hear about the bloke that lost his left arm and left leg in a motorbike accident? It was pretty bad but he's alright now,
Groans....