In Australia, a local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time.The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation. "He's a funeral director," she answered. Interesting," the newsman thought... He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living.She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years.Afte...r a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her early 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's,and a preacher when in her 60's,and now in her 80's, a funeral director.
The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers...
She smiled and explained, "I married one for the money, two for the show,three to get ready, and four to go."
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Fantastic!! Loved her reply. I bet that left the interviewer speechless.
Brilliant
She might need some of this for the big night
*Groans*
Nice one zazz
Thats brilliant I did worry it was about my mother for a second
Thats brilliant I did worry it was about my mother for a second
Ahahaaahaahaaa THAT just reminded me of "Joe died of...." Ahahahaaahaaaa!!
noooo... it was "thats what killed joe"
poor joe looked round totally horrified
Poor Joe!
Sorry other people, Joe is Gypsies Mums boyfriend...both in their 80s, and she was telling us one night about how her Ex husbands died...and said "yeah, that's what killed joe" Poor Joe was sat in his armchair, looking a little shocked and confused
see... but that sounds like she simply got her words mixed up, but she DIDNT she was, i suppose, talking of when it all went wrong for joe, but decided to just completely write his life off poor joe.
TBH I only just remember that night, your Mum tried to kill me too that night!!!
ha-ha i was just thinking there was hope for me yet