*Vacates fred*
Originally Posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Originally Posted by stonks:
Originally Posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
No, no, no no NOOOOOO!
I have the boys birthday first... and before that (& more importantly) the dogs birthday!
We forgot the dogs birthday last year... for a year he has been convinced its his turn for presents when we all gather in the morning on our bed for the opening of the presents of whoevers birthday it is!
Feck the dog he's stupid, if you poured honey on his nads he'd think all his birthdays had come at once....
....
noooo.. he really wouldn't... he's got a bit tubby over the last year... and although we've managed to get his weight almost down to what it should be... he still can't quite reach to lick his bits.
He has resorted to lying on my windowsill.. and then backing up and licking the bit of the windowsill where his nob has been! 
....
........dogs do leave the most grossest things behind themselves....
Originally Posted by stonks:
Maplins as in Hi De Hi?....
No.. how sad do you think I am?
Originally Posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
No.. how sad do you think I am?
An easy mistake to make. You put sheds on your list. 
Originally Posted by sprout:
Right! I'm gonna kill this thread now! I don't look forward to Christmas.....Soz but.........
But as i said its me it excites....what excites you?....
Originally Posted by Ducky:
Originally Posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
No.. how sad do you think I am?
An easy mistake to make. You put sheds on your list.
Originally Posted by Ducky:
Originally Posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
No.. how sad do you think I am?
An easy mistake to make. You put sheds on your list.
the dream shed! nuffin sad about that!
If I admitted to having floor plans for the three dream sheds (shed, potting shed & summer house)... now that would be sad
Originally Posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Originally Posted by stonks:
Maplins as in Hi De Hi?....
No.. how sad do you think I am?
Should I mention sheds and stationary?....
pretty stationary... in its alloted place... in my dream shed!
HEAVEN!
Originally Posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Originally Posted by Ducky:
Originally Posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
No.. how sad do you think I am?
An easy mistake to make. You put sheds on your list.
the dream shed! nuffin sad about that!
If I admitted to having floor plans for the three dream sheds (shed, potting shed & summer house)... now that would be sad
I always wanted a little sherif shed for the boys....Can't believe you've just wrote the words..*Dream sheds*....
cans I change pretty to funky!
I just read back & realised I might be portraying myself as an old female version of Monty Don
Originally Posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
pretty stationary... in its alloted place... in my dream shed!
HEAVEN!
Fecks sake can someone borrow me a ROFL smilie....
Originally Posted by stonks:
..Can't believe you've just wrote the words..*Dream sheds*....
I just want sanctuary.. a place where the others can't go
Originally Posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
cans I change pretty to funky!
I just read back & realised I might be portraying myself as an old female version of Monty Don
No too late Monty....
Originally Posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Originally Posted by stonks:
..Can't believe you've just wrote the words..*Dream sheds*....
I just want sanctuary.. a place where the others can't go
Its called the attic....
I reckon she's planning to move into this shed! Toiletries, stationary and gadgets? Sounds like you're there for the long haul Ditty!
I don't want to be Monty....
we call him Monty Cocknose in our house!
(I am not quite sure why... I don't think its a direct insult to his nose)
Originally Posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
He has resorted to lying on my windowsill.. and then backing up and licking the bit of the windowsill where his nob has been!
I do that 
Originally Posted by stonks:
Originally Posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Originally Posted by stonks:
..Can't believe you've just wrote the words..*Dream sheds*....
I just want sanctuary.. a place where the others can't go
Its called the attic....
GOD NO!
Thats where the spiders live!
Besides.... we only have a 2 step step ladder.. I recently sent MrD up there to look for my wedding dress.. and it ended quite spectacularly with his legs swinging to & fro... over the banister... back over the landing... me feebly holding one of his ankles.. Ickle screaming "OMG" & running into the spare room with her hands over her eyes!
We're good in an emergency us wimmin 
Originally Posted by Antiope:
Originally Posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
He has resorted to lying on my windowsill.. and then backing up and licking the bit of the windowsill where his nob has been!
I do that
Originally Posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Originally Posted by stonks:
Originally Posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Originally Posted by stonks:
..Can't believe you've just wrote the words..*Dream sheds*....
I just want sanctuary.. a place where the others can't go
Its called the attic....
GOD NO!
Thats where the spiders live!
Besides.... we only have a 2 step step ladder.. I recently sent MrD up there to look for my wedding dress.. and it ended quite spectacularly with his legs swinging to & fro... over the banister... back over the landing... me feebly holding one of his ankles.. Ickle screaming "OMG" & running into the spare room with her hands over her eyes!
We're good in an emergency us wimmin
We have a Stira one of those built in jobbies....
I've had an idea, you could have a shed made up out of old xmas trees....
Originally Posted by stonks:
I've had an idea, you could have a shed made up out of old xmas trees....
I could live with that... but they need to be big tree's...
& preferably real ones (a shed made of old fibre optic trees... its just not working for me)
Originally Posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Originally Posted by stonks:
I've had an idea, you could have a shed made up out of old xmas trees....
I could live with that... but they need to be big tree's...
& preferably real ones (a shed made of old fibre optic trees... its just not working for me)
No fibre optic would make it a migraine shed....
oooh.. but if they all worked & were plugged in...
it would be soooo pretty!!
but perhaps a little tacky
I'm off to bed now.. If I dream of sparkly grotto type sheds... I'll be blaming you Stonks!
Originally Posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
oooh.. but if they all worked & were plugged in...
it would be soooo pretty!!
but perhaps a little tacky
I'm off to bed now.. If I dream of sparkly grotto type sheds... I'll be blaming you Stonks!
Oh I lubs a bit of tack........me too but lately mines been zombies....
..night Ditty....
The 21st of June excites me.
I've been counting down the days to the 21st of June for months, because it's the longest day of the year and the reason why im looking forward to it is because afterwards the nights get longer and days shorter, I hate spring/summer and long for Autumn/winter with a passion, so after the 21st I know my favourite time of year is coming closer and the nights draw long.
THAT EXCITES ME.