If it's just sitting there I can just stick it in my bag, right?

I don't know what I would be prepared to do.

Nothing illegal or sleazy.

Its not a million but my hubby (who used to work for the Post Office) did find a mail bag full of used notes (£40,000) which had been left off a Post Office Security van.  He handed it straight in and I would have been disappointed and furious with him if he hadn't. He got £20 reward

That made me smile.

I would have handed it in, too.

For £1 million reward, I might be tempted to hand in £40,000 had I found it...  

Stolen money comes with bad karma, I'd have handed it in too. I cut hair for a lad who works in a well known local bar, and I know for a fact they keep money from lost wallets & purses! They tell the owners who come looking that they found it, but there was nothing in it.. then share out the cash between themselves! Last month he bragged of making £600 so far Disgraceful!

 

 

That's a horrible thing to do!  I hope they get no pleasure from spending it ~ but never mind, what goes round comes round and they will suffer financial loss X 10.  They won't be so smug then.

 

As for the million, I can't think of anything I'd be prepared to do to earn that much.  It's bound to be illegal or indecent and I'm a boring ol' git lol.

You tell me what you want me to do Renton and I'll consider it   But I want to see the £1mil first.

Me either Yogi 

Tell me what you'd want me to do Renton, and I 'll think about whether I would or not.

 

Come on ... there's a million quid at stake here

Sleep with Ryan Giggs.

What's a million though Rexi 

Too many have got there before ya it seems 

Nice house here, nice house by the coast, car, kids uni fees, retirement ...

 

Not much really

 

I'm sick of refusing Denzil....but for a million quid  

Denzil???

But wouldn't you like to sort the rest of your family out too........if they get some, it takes away from the rest    

 

 

Washington 

 

Well, you. know .. if there was a few bob left ..

Ahhhhhh, I see

 

 

I'd go for Micheal

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Buble

 

 

me too...that's two million  Rexi 

There's only one mill on offer though 

Gotta think big ....

 

Dame

 

 

I was hoping for a double...bugga the money 

i had this conversation when i was a teenager

it was *run down the high street naked*

i wouldnt

but i would now im older

REXI - so wot do i suggest??

 

Ok for ONE MILLION QUID you wud hav to . . .

 

PUSH OVER A PENSIONER then have your pic taken doing a victory salute next to the prostate old dear

I worry about you sometimes Renton

 

Can I choose who my pensioner is please? I'll choose my mum and cut her into the deal ... she'll play along well and look suitably hurt

 

Then clip me round the ear later if I did accidently hurt her ...

Noooooooooo it must be some random old codger LOL

 

A shove - air borne old biddy ahoy . . . then victory salute *click*

 

RIGHT i would snog a man (oh Christ) but i WUD NOT have bouncy cuddles with him!!

Can you do a captcha type thingy ... I get to keep choosing until I find one I like?

STOP demanding and get pushing or NO million

I was made to be poor then

 

OMG FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL

 

REXI you disappoint me - ha ha ha!!

 

The old bugger wud go flying if it was up to me LOL

 

Ok - bedtime - must dash . . . come REXI set everyone a challenge x

No Renton, not even for two... now stop asking.

Sush you KAFFY - now .  . . wud you snog a woman for a full 15mins for a million??

I will strip for a million knowing full well you will pay me 2 million to put my clothes back on 

You're too right

 

I mean . . .