i get mine out with a cocktail stick

Nice......****Boogies round kitchen with eyes closed****

lol

charming subject

but my throats sore

and

i wanted to share it with you all

Inside the human body with pirate.

Over to the ladies.

*Loses attention* 

Gargle with salt water and keep your cakehole shut for a while might help.............but I'm no expert..

Not even been offered a drink 

cheeky sod lol

a neighbour used to give me a teaspoon of butter and sugar then gargle with saltwater then a piece of pineapple

didnt work cos i still get them

Don't you just love neighbours 

Is that what he told you it was?

well im off to the settee for a kip ina bit-my sleepy/snorey noises keep everyone awake upstairs-OH got out of bed last night and said she couldnt stand the noise anymore cos i sounded like the kid from 'the grudge'

in fact it woke me up lol

do you think i should ask her to pick the poison from my tonsils-just for a treat?

youre terrible muriel-it was an old girl

If you want to endear yourself to her, then, NO...............IMHO.

but theres a certain satisfaction from doing it-i could pop round to yours if you want-you could have a go-play 'see how far you can flick the poison stones' and that sounds like a good game for the PS3 lol

off to the settee for a an evening with scoobydoo and the flintstones, not tonsilstones-they came after

my tonsils are swinging

goodnight Godbless

x

I nearly passed out when you mentioned a cocktail stick down your throat!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO NOT DO THAT - I HAVE A DREADFUL PHOBIA ABOUT CHOKING! That made me go a bit wobbly TBH.

That is proper proper full on RANK pirate!    I have had them in the past, but not for about 10 years.. And these weird cottage-cheezy type bits, STINK to effing high heaven. Like rotten minging foul bad breff!

Basically it is a build up of  bacteria, and is usually the result of a sore throat/ cold/ infection/ virus.  Bleh! 

 Oh and FFS, DON'T prod yer tonsils wiv a cocktail stick!! You will really hurt yourself!

***Leaves a pack of sterilised tooth picks for Pirate***..........(denies any part in Pirate's loss of voice, swollen glands, and red pained face)

Those yellow spots are a sign that you have tonsillitus (sp) i should know i suffer with it all the time as does my mum and daughter, you should go too the docs and get some antibotics, it is what is probably causing your snoring, my daughter often comes too me too look for spots like those  BTW a girl died the other week from this, just thought i'd share that with you

Pirate...........ALERT!!!!!!

mmmmmmmm..pizza!