A White tracksuit? ...... 

 

Oh dear, I feel bad for laughing. Poor woman, she must have been mortified.

LOL

Quite often I wave at someone ...............get a bit closer and realise it's not them and then the wave turns into something like straightening out your hair! 

 

I'm not too good at seeing and hearing but refuse to wear glasses or a hearing aide

Oh dear... *tries not to*

 I've done that.......

It's all coming out now! 

 Have ran with a bag of oranges along Cheapside............fell, and slid along pavement.....oranges and legs akimbo.....only to look up to see a Policewoman looking down on me and laughing............

Just call me Mrs McGoo

Hahaha that was my first thought too

Sorry but..................Muttley laughs   

I'm gonna become a hermit or is it hermitess 

a white tracksuit-about 17years ago was the fashion-she was black-she didnt half show up sliding down that hill lol

The most embarressing thing that happened to me was about 20 years ago. I was in a small shop and saw what I thought was my ex husband and told him what I wanted to do for the next week end. He listened and then said 'well, if I see Fraser, I will tell him'. OMG, how can you not spot your ex????

 Gawd knows.......how long since you last looked at your Ex? without the  goggles on.....?

karma works

i just tripped on my pj bottoms and slid down the stairs

got a right sore arse and elbow lol

Lmao! Story of my clumsy, foot-in-mouth syndrome life! Last year I asked my bro in law which he found worse- turning 30 or 40?! To which he replied "I'm only 32" ooooops!

Only days. He was the absolute spitting image of my ex and he encountered him not long after and said I had a point.

It's the way you tell it 

Poked a fella in the dooge thinking it was my husband....

Stonks!!! What an excuse rofl

Oh my dog Stonks! Could only be you doing that, would have loved to have heard the convo between you both when you'd done it.

One of my most embarrasing things was when I saw a friend of a friend who I had met on social occasions a few times. He was sat in his car in Morrisons car park waiting for his wife. I went up to him, he wound the window down and I proceeded to tell him what a rush I was in, I was doing last minute shopping, I had to get home to pack my suitcase as I was off to Malta for 2 weeks,he chatted about Malta and the places I had seen and yadda, yadda yadda...............It was at this point after about 15mins of chit chat that it dawned on me he was not the friend of a friend but a complete stranger! He kept me talking, knowing full well I must be 3 sheets to the wind and he was just enjoying the craic! I made my excuses and left as quick as I could. When I got home and told my partner he was just laughing his head off and was not surprised in the least.

@ Sezit's post - brilliant!

Brilliant sezit