When you answer the phone, the first thing you tell them is the number
You unplug the TV last thing at night
Thought it was just me that said the last four digits of my number.....
You unplug the TV last thing at night when it is ringing in your ears..................
When you answer the phone, the first thing you tell them is the number
You unplug the TV last thing at night
Thought it was just me that said the last four digits of my number.....
You unplug the TV last thing at night when it is ringing in your ears..................
Noooooo! the thing is just to say Hello, don't ever give anything out that could identify you (in this day and age) 
You say a catch phrase or do a popular comic impression (that you think everyone must know) and just get blank stares.
When you get a call from your provider and you don't understand a word they say.
When you answer the phone, the first thing you tell them is the number
You unplug the TV last thing at night
Thought it was just me that said the last four digits of my number.....
You unplug the TV last thing at night when it is ringing in your ears..................
Noooooo! the thing is just to say Hello, don't ever give anything out that could identify you (in this day and age)
For gawds sake, I have already said I am pleasantly plump, take a size 4 shoe, have blue eyes......my last four digits are the least of my worries......
When you answer the phone, the first thing you tell them is the number
You unplug the TV last thing at night
Thought it was just me that said the last four digits of my number.....
You unplug the TV last thing at night when it is ringing in your ears..................
Noooooo! the thing is just to say Hello, don't ever give anything out that could identify you (in this day and age)
For gawds sake, I have already said I am pleasantly plump, take a size 4 shoe, have blue eyes......my last four digits are the least of my worries......
Sydlers! my bladder is full 
Stoppit! 
Sydlers! my bladder is full Stoppit!
Go to bed with a Tenna sprout....
(and don't blame me)
im off for a little siesta..getting on a bit i am
You say a catch phrase or do a popular comic impression (that you think everyone must know) and just get blank stares.
yes............ its mortifying
when a litre bottle of vodka don't get ya pissed like it used to 
Actually, it's the opposite for me... I get wrecked MUCH more easily now I'm in my late 30s.. I can't take it like I used to. 
You say a catch phrase or do a popular comic impression (that you think everyone must know) and just get blank stares.
yes............ its mortifying
That's annoying LOL.
When you get a call from your provider and you don't understand a word they say.
Is that anything to do with ageing though? Or the fact that almost every call centre is based in India? 
When you get a call from your provider and you don't understand a word they say.
Is that anything to do with ageing though? Or the fact that almost every call centre is based in India?
Hi Cupcake, dont you just know when they say, how are you today? , that its going to be a long call! I usually say...well actually i am not well, goodnight 
When the candles cost more than the cake.
Originally Posted by erinp:When the candles cost more than the cake.
I'm a real tight arse. When my husband was 50 we'd got a lovely cake. When it came to the candles - they came in packs of twelve. I was with my daughter and said 'bugger it - we'll but four packs no one will notice' She was horrified and made me buy five. What a waste!
Originally Posted by erinp:When the candles cost more than the cake.
I'm a real tight arse. When my husband was 50 we'd got a lovely cake. When it came to the candles - they came in packs of twelve. I was with my daughter and said 'bugger it - we'll but four packs no one will notice' She was horrified and made me buy five. What a waste!
Did he have the puff to blow them out?? When folks get a bit older i buy the numbers, a 5 and O, cheaper and easier to blow out
Originally Posted by erinp:When the candles cost more than the cake.
I'm a real tight arse. When my husband was 50 we'd got a lovely cake. When it came to the candles - they came in packs of twelve. I was with my daughter and said 'bugger it - we'll but four packs no one will notice' She was horrified and made me buy five. What a waste!
Did he have the puff to blow them out?? When folks get a bit older i buy the numbers, a 5 and O, cheaper and easier to blow out
My husband is now 58...........................he's incredibly fit ..............he's just been out for a five mile run after working 10 hours. So yes he's got the puff for it.
We recently did a party for my mums eightieth and had an 8 and an 0 and two big sparkler things - it set the smoke alarms at the party venue of though.
