Kidknap and extortion allegedly and they've just charged me.
There's a Skoda Yeti in it.
VW Passat if you want to be elaborate.
Cheers gastronomes.
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Ps. The daughter of the Russian Ambassador.
Colonel, you were at mine, in the drawing room, eating mustard on your rare roast beef sandwiches
I would never give an alibi to someone in possession of a Skoda. Off with your head!
Originally Posted by Supercalifragilistic:
Colonel, you were at mine, in the drawing room, eating mustard on your rare roast beef sandwiches
If you can swear to that Supes I'll throw in a four berth touring caravan 
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Supercalifragilistic:
Colonel, you were at mine, in the drawing room, eating mustard on your rare roast beef sandwiches
If you can swear to that Supes I'll throw in a four berth touring caravan
I swear...but can I have a vintage VW campervan please?
Originally Posted by Karma_:
I would never give an alibi to someone in possession of a Skoda. Off with your head!
Skoda's have a six month waiting list 
True 
Originally Posted by Supercalifragilistic:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Supercalifragilistic:
Colonel, you were at mine, in the drawing room, eating mustard on your rare roast beef sandwiches
If you can swear to that Supes I'll throw in a four berth touring caravan
I swear...but can I have a vintage VW campervan please?
Supes - I'll throw in Jamie Oliver
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Supercalifragilistic:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Supercalifragilistic:
Colonel, you were at mine, in the drawing room, eating mustard on your rare roast beef sandwiches
If you can swear to that Supes I'll throw in a four berth touring caravan
I swear...but can I have a vintage VW campervan please?
Supes - I'll throw in Jamie Oliver
Okay, I'm pushing my luck here I know....Jamie...nice 'clean living' young man BUT if it's just for the night, can I have Gordon?
What's twelve years in jail? 
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Karma_:
I would never give an alibi to someone in possession of a Skoda. Off with your head!
Skoda's have a six month waiting list
True
Did you get that true fact off the internettings my dear?
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
What's twelve years in jail?
Well, if you get a 12 stretch you'll only do 6 if you behave yourself. If you've done remand up to your trial every one day counts as 2 so you can reduce that from your sentence too. Or you can just keep on running. See you in 2017?
Originally Posted by Karma_:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Karma_:
I would never give an alibi to someone in possession of a Skoda. Off with your head!
Skoda's have a six month waiting list
True
Did you get that true fact off the internettings my dear?
?
Very weird reply.
My dear.
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Very weird reply.
Very weird Thread post tho...got to admit.....
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
My dear.
You are Cameron and I claim my ten poond
taps fingers on keyboard waiting for a bit of Ramsey luuurve
I've had too much gin haven't I?...NGB
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Very weird reply.
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
My dear.
Originally Posted by Syd:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Very weird reply.
Very weird Thread post tho...got to admit.....
I find it very hard to believe that there is a 6 month waiting list for Skoda's. Anywhere. Even in places where only Skoda's are available. We all know that not everything we read on the internet is true, hence my post.
Anyhow, I must carry on with other duties so for now I shall bid your good self and the hardened criminal adieu until anon. Adios, dollies *mwah*
Originally Posted by Supercalifragilistic:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
My dear.
You are Cameron and I claim my ten poond
Real life roffles
And goodnight to you too, Supes xxx
Originally Posted by Karma_:
I find it very hard to believe that there is a 6 month waiting list for Skoda's. Anywhere. Even in places where only Skoda's are available. We all know that not everything we read on the internet is true, hence my post.
Google your nearest Skoda dealer and ask about delivery dates
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Karma_:
I find it very hard to believe that there is a 6 month waiting list for Skoda's. Anywhere. Even in places where only Skoda's are available. We all know that not everything we read on the internet is true, hence my post.
Google your nearest Skoda dealer and ask about delivery dates
My PC will crash with disgust 
But I will try and have a sneaky peek later xx
**Starts to place puzzle pieces**......Skoda.......NGB......PDQ......Kidnap.....
The getaway car.
150 
Q-car as they're known.
just create a new id
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Google your nearest Skoda dealer and ask about delivery dates
I fully believe this velvet!
The police use them, so I can't see they are THAT sh!t....Infact I have seen some rather tasty looking Skodas about!
I think some people still hold on to the past reputation of skoda.
I'd buy one!
My brother in law is a car snob and has recently had to downgrade as he's lost his job. He went for a new Skoda and I have to say it looks pretty good to me (although if it gets from A to B I don't give a shit what it looks like!) They do have an awful rep as I do remember the really old ones and how we used to take the piss out of a kid who's dad drove one.