No I won't be stopping fights or anything like that. But instead I will be pulling certain people to one side, not to check their ID, but to put them in front of a full length mirror, and asking them the question "Did you actually look in one of these before you left the house tonight?" 
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hahaha
**** me-id love to see that
It should actually become a standard.
We went to happy hour last night and were sat near the doors, the amount of times I face palmed at some of the people was unbelievable.
In fact when I am a doorwoman, those silly pants that the younger guys are wearing with the ankle cuffs will mean a life time ban for anyone trying to get in wearing them. 
there are some mental things in the shops at the minute
carrot jeans-tragic
Originally Posted by Cinds:
It should actually become a standard.
We went to happy hour last night and were sat near the doors, the amount of times I face palmed at some of the people was unbelievable.
In fact when I am a doorwoman, those silly pants that the younger guys are wearing with the ankle cuffs will mean a life time ban for anyone trying to get in wearing them.
What pants are those? Not that I wear such items, my days of following fashion are long gone, I'm just curious as 'ankle cuffs' sounds odd.
i went for a job as a doorman at a gay club-but cos women were now being allowed in (this is a while back) they gave the job to a girl about 5ft 1" who had the most HUGE head ive ever seen it was like one of them heads on someone at a carnival-she didnt last long and when i got re-offered the job - i said 'no' lol
I saw...... wait while I compose myself to type this.
*breathes deeply*
A rather hefty young lady wearing black hot pants and a leopard print boob tube. Does this happen all over the UK, or is it just Newcastle?
Originally Posted by Carnelian:
What pants are those? Not that I wear such items, my days of following fashion are long gone, I'm just curious as 'ankle cuffs' sounds odd.
Let me see if I can google an image. Be prepared to be visually offended.
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
i went for a job as a doorman at a gay club-but cos women were now being allowed in (this is a while back) they gave the job to a girl about 5ft 1" who had the most HUGE head ive ever seen it was like one of them heads on someone at a carnival-she didnt last long and when i got re-offered the job - i said 'no' lol
The sister of this fine gentleman?
Carnelian, this is them In all sorts of colours too!!!!
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
i went for a job as a doorman at a gay club-but cos women were now being allowed in (this is a while back) they gave the job to a girl about 5ft 1" who had the most HUGE head ive ever seen it was like one of them heads on someone at a carnival-she didnt last long and when i got re-offered the job - i said 'no' lol
One of my nephews had the biggest head EVER when he was a little boy, I used to say he looked like an orange on a cocktail stick, he's 21 this year and has finally grown in to it.
Originally Posted by zazz:
Oh yeah, those are a bit shit, but I shouldn't dis' da yout!
Originally Posted by Cinds:
I saw...... wait while I compose myself to type this.
*breathes deeply*
A rather hefty young lady wearing black hot pants and a leopard print boob tube. Does this happen all over the UK, or is it just Newcastle?
i was with a cockernee girl way back-she wore revealing clobber-she was an overweight blonde-all her mates were blonde, slim-she tried to dress the same-she came outta the bedroom one night in 'hotpants' and a short top-and said 'do i look ok..?' i coughed it back and said-oh you wore summat similar the other night, why dont you change lol
Originally Posted by Cinds:
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
i went for a job as a doorman at a gay club-but cos women were now being allowed in (this is a while back) they gave the job to a girl about 5ft 1" who had the most HUGE head ive ever seen it was like one of them heads on someone at a carnival-she didnt last long and when i got re-offered the job - i said 'no' lol
One of my nephews had the biggest head EVER when he was a little boy, I used to say he looked like an orange on a cocktail stick, he's 21 this year and has finally grown in to it.
thats just made me spit my drink lol
Originally Posted by Cinds:
Carnelian, this is them In all sorts of colours too!!!!
They don't look so bad, a bit of an 80s revival look about them. Not for me, but if I was younger I might be tempted. Sorry Cinds! 
Originally Posted by Carnelian:
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
i went for a job as a doorman at a gay club-but cos women were now being allowed in (this is a while back) they gave the job to a girl about 5ft 1" who had the most HUGE head ive ever seen it was like one of them heads on someone at a carnival-she didnt last long and when i got re-offered the job - i said 'no' lol
The sister of this fine gentleman?
effing heck-its her twin..!
Originally Posted by zazz:
nothing wrong with them..!
Originally Posted by Carnelian:
Originally Posted by Cinds:
Carnelian, this is them In all sorts of colours too!!!!
They don't look so bad, a bit of an 80s revival look about them. Not for me, but if I was younger I might be tempted. Sorry Cinds!
You're barred!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The overuse of exclamation marks makes it official 
)
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
Originally Posted by zazz:
nothing wrong with them..!
If youre outta N-Dubz
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
nothing wrong with them..!
You're barred too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Originally Posted by Cinds:
I saw...... wait while I compose myself to type this.
*breathes deeply*
A rather hefty young lady wearing black hot pants and a leopard print boob tube. Does this happen all over the UK, or is it just Newcastle?
ah come on! Thats pretty standard for Newcastle 
Originally Posted by SazBomb:
Originally Posted by Cinds:
I saw...... wait while I compose myself to type this.
*breathes deeply*
A rather hefty young lady wearing black hot pants and a leopard print boob tube. Does this happen all over the UK, or is it just Newcastle?
ah come on! Thats pretty standard for Newcastle
Hew man divven be takkin a lend of uz!
(wooohooooo look at me, I'm almost fluent in Geordie)
Originally Posted by Cinds:
Originally Posted by Carnelian:
Originally Posted by Cinds:
Carnelian, this is them In all sorts of colours too!!!!
They don't look so bad, a bit of an 80s revival look about them. Not for me, but if I was younger I might be tempted. Sorry Cinds!
You're barred!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The overuse of exclamation marks makes it official )
I've heard it's not very good there, anyway!
Cinds, I've been kicked out of quite a few pubs and clubs over the years. But I've never been bared before I've knocked back stupid amounts of beer.
Originally Posted by Carnelian:
I've heard it's not very good there, anyway!
Where?
Originally Posted by Cinds:
Originally Posted by Carnelian:
I've heard it's not very good there, anyway!
Where?
You, know, that place I've been bared from!
Originally Posted by Carnelian:
Cinds, I've been kicked out of quite a few pubs and clubs over the years. But I've never been bared before I've knocked back stupid amounts of beer.
Don't try to come in to my imaginary pub wearing those pants, you won't get in
Originally Posted by Carnelian:
Originally Posted by Cinds:
Originally Posted by Carnelian:
I've heard it's not very good there, anyway!
Where?
You, know, that place I've been bared from!
It's brilliant! All sorts of shit goes on in there, stuff that could never happen in real life and everything, it's an amazing place to visit.
Saying that, sometimes, even I don't like being in there 
*Comes in to get the Cinds once over*
Originally Posted by Ev (Peachy):
*Comes in to get the Cinds once over*
Erm it's kind of late and what with the Sunday licensing laws.
STILL, pyjamas ARE NOT ALLOWED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Takes of Pyjamas*
Originally Posted by Ev (Peachy):
*Takes of Pyjamas*
*grabs big bouncer coat and throws it over....then rolls eyes......fekkin geordie lasses.....eeee ah dinnaaa*
Originally Posted by Cinds:
Originally Posted by Ev (Peachy):
*Comes in to get the Cinds once over*
Erm it's kind of late and what with the Sunday licensing laws.
STILL, pyjamas ARE NOT ALLOWED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No pyjamas, no n-Dubz/Brian Harvey style pants, You're driving all the customers away!
Originally Posted by Carnelian:
Originally Posted by Cinds:
Originally Posted by Ev (Peachy):
*Comes in to get the Cinds once over*
Erm it's kind of late and what with the Sunday licensing laws.
STILL, pyjamas ARE NOT ALLOWED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No pyjamas, no n-Dubz/Brian Harvey style pants, You're driving all the customers away!
Good! I'll get nice people in