I do keep trying to get Mr Cinds to take the role of either the 'Rum Tum Tugger' or a 'mean man wearing leather gloves' during sex, but he still isn't playing 
There are clubs in Plymouth for that sort of thing...
so I believe 
REALLY? PM me with the details.
If you know them of course 
Right okay, I have it.
With tight nuts you have to stand on them using lubrication....
No, no, don't stand on the nuts!! 
Try manipulating them with the long thing (spanner) and if they won't budge, stand on the long thing, to force them loose.
Always loosen your nuts before jacking off up.
It took me 3 hours doing just that a couple of weeks ago, i stood on them, hacksawed them, hit them with a mallet , they were not coming off!
I eventually got them undone with a stanley knife..The wonders of a stanley knife
The results of my handy work are on facebook.
*thanks the lord for the free breakdown service she has with the RAC as part of her insurance package...*
Missed this 
I've decided to allow the RAC sort it next time ..on your recommendations
I believe men should be men and women should be women for practical reasons. The thought of a man breast-feeding disturbs me somewhat.
There is a programme advertised soon, about men giving birth etc, Anyone seen it?can't remember what channel at the moment ..
and not sure what i make of that.
I believe men should be men and women should be women for practical reasons. The thought of a man breast-feeding disturbs me somewhat.
There is a programme advertised soon, about men giving birth etc, Anyone seen it?can't remember what channel at the moment ..
and not sure what i make of that.
The men will be OK, giving birth is a doddle From past experience, they probably poop bigger.
Says she who had a c-section to get a 2lb baby out
I believe men should be men and women should be women for practical reasons. The thought of a man breast-feeding disturbs me somewhat.
There is a programme advertised soon, about men giving birth etc, Anyone seen it?can't remember what channel at the moment ..
and not sure what i make of that.
The men will be OK, giving birth is a doddle From past experience, they probably poop bigger.
Says she who had a c-section to get a 2lb baby out
I've seen the proof... they cannot complain
RiRi likes to be spanked
.
RiRi likes to be spanked.
wHEE?
I believe men should be men and women should be women for practical reasons. The thought of a man breast-feeding disturbs me somewhat.
There is a programme advertised soon, about men giving birth etc, Anyone seen it?can't remember what channel at the moment ..
and not sure what i make of that.
The men will be OK, giving birth is a doddle From past experience, they probably poop bigger.
Says she who had a c-section to get a 2lb baby out
I've seen the proof... they cannot complain
I'm telling you! That 2lb baby is now almost 14 and he craps way more weight than he was born. *gags*
I'm squiffy,its nt my Birthday till next week
But yes... keeping on track...sex does roll ? Oui
Rihanna
, she's hot
*needs a fan*.
Rihanna, she's hot *needs a fan*.
Darlo, i'm a girl and even I find Rhinna hot. I just love her accent!
I hate people getting all PC, Woman should generally do the cooking and Men the DIY and heavy duty work. Why because in general each gender is better in those respective roles. It doesn't mean I wouldn't cut the grass or my boyfriend wouldn't cook me a meal now and again just generally.
You are the perfect example of the OP's point!
Basically, 'generally' means nothing, individually.
It took me 3 hours doing just that a couple of weeks ago, i stood on them, hacksawed them, hit them with a mallet , they were not coming off!
I eventually got them undone with a stanley knife..The wonders of a stanley knife
The results of my handy work are on facebook.
A stanley knife????
You obviously needed the lubrication option, but I'm trying to imagine how on earth a stanley knife worked!!
Can't find it on Facebook.
It took me 3 hours doing just that a couple of weeks ago, i stood on them, hacksawed them, hit them with a mallet , they were not coming off!
I eventually got them undone with a stanley knife..The wonders of a stanley knife
The results of my handy work are on facebook.
A stanley knife????
You obviously needed the lubrication option, but I'm trying to imagine how on earth a stanley knife worked!!
Can't find it on Facebook.
I 'ave (refreshed your memory ) put it on news feed again... i am twitching at the memories right now. Lol.
I 'ave (refreshed your memory ) put it on news feed again... i am twitching at the memories right now. Lol.
lol!!!!!
Not quite the car tyre change I was expecting, but still....
It won't let me comment on Facebook.
Or, I've forgotten how to do it!
As the music star Prince once said "let a woman be a woman and a man be a man, baby, here I am" never a truer line wrote in music history. 
I hate people getting all PC, Woman should generally do the cooking and Men the DIY and heavy duty work. Why because in general each gender is better in those respective roles. It doesn't mean I wouldn't cut the grass or my boyfriend wouldn't cook me a meal now and again just generally.
Hmm - not getting this at all. I know some women who are terrible cooks and some men who cannot do DIY to save their lives.
So who would you suggest does these tasks when people aren't in a relationship? And what about same sex couples? The men would go hungry and the women would live in hovels.
Also where is the empirical evidence that confirms what you assert?
I hate people getting all PC, Woman should generally do the cooking and Men the DIY and heavy duty work. Why because in general each gender is better in those respective roles. It doesn't mean I wouldn't cut the grass or my boyfriend wouldn't cook me a meal now and again just generally.
Cobbluz. What about all the famous male chefs? Should they let their wives take over, then? As for the DIY bit, there isn't a flatpack in our house that hasn't been constructed by ME, because my fella's hopeless at that kind of thing. I also do nearly all the gardening, because again, he's useless at anything apart from heaving sacks and digging holes.
He does put out the bins, mind 
My bf is hopeless at DIY too 
Mind you he also can't/wont cook He does wash up and iron though 
My bf is hopeless at DIY too Mind you he also can't/wont cook He does wash up and iron though
The OH does cook, but his repertoire's a bit limited - roast chicken or spag bol!
Mr Blizz can cope with making flapjacks and flatpacks, but there's only one of them that I can be sure he'd finish off.
Mr Blizz can cope with making flapjacks and flatpacks, but there's only one of them that I can be sure he'd finish off.
...without any "spare bits" left over?
I like egg rolls
...without any "spare bits" left over?
Exactly!
...without any "spare bits" left over?
Exactly!
Yup.. somehow I can't see the OH putting a bit of "spare" flapjack in the kitchen drawer and saying it "might come in handy one day" 
