I read a story ages ago that Malaysian authorities had issued a list of forbidden names cause parents were going nuts. 007, Smelly Dog, Stalin and Tractor Tyre had shown up on birth certificates
Tractor tyre ? WTF!
His Mummy & Daddy didn't love him much did they
look they loved me and im now used to the name..wheely and honestly
dont bother groaning -i'll do it for ya
'groan'