you've just confirmed I'm not a dog...in your opinion 

Or a baby/child.......before it is exposed to "Our" world.... 

There's a piccie of a dog in a yoga position to go with this ( I got it in a mail) but it won't upload 

I'm sad now because it reminds me of my Buddy.

I was doing so well until it came to the liquor part 

I was feeling all sanctimonious!

Would love to be the family dog - if they lived for longer.

Just read this out to the dog cos I thought it was lovely. He gave me a look, turned away and let out a silent but violent fart.

Thanks for that.

Sounds like Mr Blizz. 

This is what I've got. Not an actual picture of mine, this one looks a bit younger, but same colouring and long haired

My dog needs to study that ....      he's slacking on a few of those!

Does he respond to "Wanna play with your toys?" too?

Awww! They're a beautiful breed, especially for children to be around. Fantastic guard dogs but awesome family pets at the same time

Ooooh I like that!

How did you know that???