Ah dern't drink wine eether mind.
Ah drink bee-yor.
I'm middle class too cariad 
The stories I could tell.
Originally Posted by Karma_:
I must check out these Glamour jobbies you speak of *strokes chin*
oh, they're limited edition apparently http://www.krispykreme.co.uk/glamour-glaze/
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
Ah dern't drink wine eether mind. Ah drink bee-yor.
Errr, errr, bubbles don't count then?
Originally Posted by Karma_:
What's that drink (spirit) that you set fire to before you drink it? They're lethal as well (well, after about 6 or 7) - same with the slammers.
Sambucca?
Originally Posted by Supercalifragilistic:
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
Ah dern't drink wine eether mind. Ah drink bee-yor.
Errr, errr, bubbles don't count then?
No they don't! Wine is that red stuff that the lerkal women's all-in keep fit group drink oota 250ml glassis and then wundah why they can't find their nickaz, handbags, shoes etc.
Bubbles are for the more mature mindful (ex) Marxist man.
Originally Posted by SazBomb:
Originally Posted by Karma_:
I must check out these Glamour jobbies you speak of *strokes chin*
oh, they're limited edition apparently http://www.krispykreme.co.uk/glamour-glaze/
Why did I go and look? 
Originally Posted by Supercalifragilistic:
Originally Posted by Karma_:
What's that drink (spirit) that you set fire to before you drink it? They're lethal as well (well, after about 6 or 7) - same with the slammers.
Sambucca?
Ah I thought that might be it! (But wasn't sure). Blimmin nora they take your ears off 
Originally Posted by Karma_:
Originally Posted by SazBomb:
Originally Posted by Karma_:
I must check out these Glamour jobbies you speak of *strokes chin*
oh, they're limited edition apparently http://www.krispykreme.co.uk/glamour-glaze/
Why did I go and look?
sorry 
But now i know they're limited edition I'm even more tempted! 
I don't like:
Wine
Champagne
Chips
Chips with Gravy
Chips with cheese
Beer
Lager
They are all wrong.
Originally Posted by Karma_:
Originally Posted by Supercalifragilistic:
Originally Posted by Karma_:
What's that drink (spirit) that you set fire to before you drink it? They're lethal as well (well, after about 6 or 7) - same with the slammers.
Sambucca?
Ah I thought that might be it! (But wasn't sure). Blimmin nora they take your ears off
I was in Italy for 3 months between A levels and Uni, (many, many moons ago,) on A level results day, I 'celebrated' with a bottle of Sambucca....oh dear, never, ever again
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
Originally Posted by Supercalifragilistic:
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
Ah dern't drink wine eether mind. Ah drink bee-yor.
Errr, errr, bubbles don't count then?
No they don't! Wine is that red stuff that the lerkal women's all-in keep fit group drink oota 250ml glassis and then wundah why they can't find their nickaz, handbags, shoes etc.
Bubbles are for the more mature mindful (ex) Marxist man.
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
Originally Posted by Supercalifragilistic:
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
Ah dern't drink wine eether mind. Ah drink bee-yor.
Errr, errr, bubbles don't count then?
No they don't! Wine is that red stuff that the lerkal women's all-in keep fit group drink oota 250ml glassis and then wundah why they can't find their nickaz, handbags, shoes etc.
Bubbles are for the more mature mindful (ex) Marxist man.
That's great. V funny post.
Only funny post on here really.
Originally Posted by SazBomb:
oh, they're limited edition apparently http://www.krispykreme.co.uk/glamour-glaze/
They look like blow-up doll mouths!
You have us at a disadvantage Lilibet.
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
You have us at a disadvantage Lilibet.
I would say men who wear capes are more "not right" than men who drink wine
Oh dear!
I no longer wear a cape - but I did when they were fashionable in the 1960s. Carnaby Street was full of the military look. (I was Kaiser Bill's Batman etc.)
I also like wine. So I can claim to be both a wine and cape man.
I still have the cape, - black, black velvet collar, red silk lining.
I don't have a cape but I still have a afghan coat.
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
I don't have a cape but I still have a afghan coat.
Years ago when I was a teen I bought an Afghan coat at Petticoat Lane - I had to sell it to a friend (for far less than I paid) the smell made me gag every time I wore it.
Indeed! But that's the price one pays to be ahead in the abstract concept of fashion. One has to smell of a thousand wet dogs at some time in One's life.
Originally Posted by Prometheus:
I am firmly of the opinion that all varieties of wine are produced exclusively for female consumption. Whenever I see a bloke drinking wine I have an irresistible urge to go up to him and put a little ribbon in his hair.
Where do you stand on the great Wine Is For Girls debate?
I'd rather see a man drink a glass/bottle of wine and enjoy it than see some girls thinking plonking a cheap bottle of white in the fridge for 10 hours is way to go
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
Indeed! But that's the price one pays to be ahead in the abstract concept of fashion. One has to smell of a thousand wet dogs at some time in One's life.
Ha Ha my bil had one of those when I was about 16, a white one...I thought he was soooooo cool
I'm not much of a wine drinker but I've never thought of it as unmanly in any way. Seems a bit strange that this idea seems to have become more common recently.
Prom's yet to grow facial hair.
Originally Posted by Temps:
I'd rather see a man drink a glass/bottle of wine and enjoy it than see some girls thinking plonking a cheap bottle of white in the fridge for 10 hours is way to go
Plonks Lambrini dans le frigo. I'm ever so sophisticated.
Originally Posted by Triggers:
Originally Posted by Temps:
I'd rather see a man drink a glass/bottle of wine and enjoy it than see some girls thinking plonking a cheap bottle of white in the fridge for 10 hours is way to go
Plonks Lambrini dans le frigo. I'm ever so sophisticated.
THAT is nothing, I know of a girl who does lap dances for a bottle of Lambrini
Originally Posted by zazz:
Originally Posted by Triggers:
Originally Posted by Temps:
I'd rather see a man drink a glass/bottle of wine and enjoy it than see some girls thinking plonking a cheap bottle of white in the fridge for 10 hours is way to go
Plonks Lambrini dans le frigo. I'm ever so sophisticated.
THAT is nothing, I know of a girl who does lap dances for a bottle of Lambrini
That's nothing BB's Kinga did lap dancing ON a bottle of Lambrini.
Originally Posted by zazz:
I know of a girl who does lap dances for a bottle of Lambrini
Blimey! She's quite the entrepreneur
Originally Posted by Soozy Woo:
That's nothing BB's Kinga did lap dancing ON a bottle of Lambrini.
That pic really does say it all
I've never tasted Lambrini or danced on it either
Originally Posted by Issy:
I've never tasted Lambrini or danced on it either
It's errrrrm an acquired taste Issy Not that I drink it normally. I've only really had a taste of it 
Originally Posted by sproooot:
Originally Posted by Issy:
I've never tasted Lambrini or danced on it either
It's errrrrm an acquired taste Issy Not that I drink it normally. I've only really had a taste of it
Did you dance on it though?
Lambrini ... I used to drink that when I was 15 - along with Gold Label
Originally Posted by Issy:
Originally Posted by sproooot:
Originally Posted by Issy:
I've never tasted Lambrini or danced on it either
It's errrrrm an acquired taste Issy Not that I drink it normally. I've only really had a taste of it
Did you dance on it though?
Nah, only ever drank lager, or brandy in me yoof One extreme to the other
wine all over the world is insulted that lambrini classes itself as wine
Originally Posted by Soozy Woo:
Originally Posted by zazz:
Originally Posted by Triggers:
Originally Posted by Temps:
I'd rather see a man drink a glass/bottle of wine and enjoy it than see some girls thinking plonking a cheap bottle of white in the fridge for 10 hours is way to go
Plonks Lambrini dans le frigo. I'm ever so sophisticated.
THAT is nothing, I know of a girl who does lap dances for a bottle of Lambrini
That's nothing BB's Kinga did lap dancing ON a bottle of Lambrini.