ATD, At The Doctors.
BFF, Best Friend Fell.
BRBCTL, Be right back changing tenna lady
BTW, Bring the Wheelchair.
BYOT, Bring Your Own Teeth.
FWIW, Forgot Where I Was.
GGPBL, Gotta Go Pacemaker Battery Low.
GHA, Got Heartburn Again.
IMHO, Is My Hearing-Aid On.
LMDO, Laughing My Dentures Out.
OMMR, On My Massage Recliner.
OMSG, Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFLACGU, Rolling On Floor Laughing And Can't Get Up.
TTYL, Talk To You Louder
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