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When I was a kid I used to wonder why people kept going to Point Blank Range.  Everytime I heard on the news that someone got shot at 'Point Blank Range' I would sigh and say well they know it's a bad bad place.  My mother asked me one day what I meant and I told her I thought these people who went to Point Blank Range knew it was a dangerous place where people got killed so why did they always go there.  She then told me it actually meant shot close up and it wasn't an actual place.  I felt a wee bit silly.
Ells
Originally Posted by EllaBella:
When I was a kid I used to wonder why people kept going to Point Blank Range.  Everytime I heard on the news that someone got shot at 'Point Blank Range' I would sigh and say well they know it's a bad bad place.  My mother asked me one day what I meant and I told her I thought these people who went to Point Blank Range knew it was a dangerous place where people got killed so why did they always go there.  She then told me it actually meant shot close up and it wasn't an actual place.  I felt a wee bit silly.
stonks
there was an obvious one by my daughter, aged 12...    struggling with her history homework, she came to us for help...    the first thing we needed to clear up was that a civil war did not mean a war where both sides were polite as they massacred each other.  (we couldn't help laughing..  it resulted in a teary stomp and door slam from the girl)!
Dirtyprettygirlthing
Originally Posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
there was an obvious one by my daughter, aged 12...    struggling with her history homework, she came to us for help...    the first thing we needed to clear up was that a civil war did not mean a war where both sides were polite as they massacred each other.  (we couldn't help laughing..  it resulted in a teary stomp and door slam from the girl)!
One of my daughter's friends came up with a whole FB page full of her silly expressions and ponderings. She has come up with some classics- for example....

teacher " what was arguably the greatest thing for older people in the 20th century ( meaning pensions etc).

My daughter's suggestion?

Supermarkets..
FM
I wish i'd written all the things my mum says down.

1. She used to have some Indian neighbours who were lovely. After a visit to India they bought her back some sweets which she really hated - she didn't want to put them in her own dustbin so 'she was very indiscreet and took them to her friend over the road' to put into her bin. (i had visions of her running over the road yelling out yaaaaaaaay look at me)

2. She bought my niece (her great grand daughter) some little ballet type slippers for Christmas with pom poms on them. She told me she's bought Jessica some slippers with poppadoms on the top 
Soozy Woo
Originally Posted by suzybean:
My Stars Wars obsessed son once asked very loudly in a lift if the lady opposite us in a burqa was Darth Vader's wife. My nephew, when he was about 6 said to my Dad..."Grandpa, it must have been such a shock for you going from black and white to techniclolour".



My daughter asked me in a queue in Thorpe Park in front of 2 young blokes ahead if us ....
"Mummy what's a cleavage?"
FM
Originally Posted by Issy:
Originally Posted by suzybean:
My Stars Wars obsessed son once asked very loudly in a lift if the lady opposite us in a burqa was Darth Vader's wife. My nephew, when he was about 6 said to my Dad..."Grandpa, it must have been such a shock for you going from black and white to techniclolour".



My daughter asked me in a queue in Thorpe Park in front of 2 young blokes ahead if us ....
"Mummy what's a cleavage?"
FM
Originally Posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
there was an obvious one by my daughter, aged 12...    struggling with her history homework, she came to us for help...    the first thing we needed to clear up was that a civil war did not mean a war where both sides were polite as they massacred each other.  (we couldn't help laughing..  it resulted in a teary stomp and door slam from the girl)!
It is a confusing term though! Friendly fire was the one that got me when I was little... I couldn't understand how it was friendly
SazBomb
My children went to visit their dad in the winter of 1985/86 in Spain. It was very, very cold and they had to stay for 6 weeks because of the weather. After a couple of weeks, I had a letter from my daughter who was then 8 years old. Amongst other things, she was raving about the 'vouchers' flying around in the hills. What she meant where 'vultures'. I've still got the letter. It's better then baby pictures.
cologne 1

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