No.

I'm a courteous driver though.

No! I assume every car driver to be an arsehole unless proved otherwise.

Nope!
Being a pedestrian I treat all car drivers with equal contempt!

No, I don't.

Maybe I use my windscreen washers more at traffic lights, if a convertible is behind me, but only if they've been sniffing my boot, so to speak.

I don`t drive. Too scared...big lorries passing make me shudder. 

I`ve had about 30 lessons and I can`t get the hang of it. My last instructor told me I didn`t have a technical mind. True. 

I`m courteous on my bike though. 

I'm a careful and considerate driver - even more so, if the police are driving behind me.

Yes I do.

I don't like Audi drivers, BMW drivers or anyone in a 4x4. 


I'll get my coat,....

Scotty.

Learn in an automatic - I did cos I could not get the hang of gears at all.
I promise you will find it easy and far less stressful cos all you have to worry about is the road and other drivers, not  what everyone else is doing...

I assume everyone in an Audi is going to do something stupid. I'm not usually disappointed

My mam is like that, she's not a fan of motorway driving

This.

What?

any of you guilty of only giving way to hotties?

No...





...yes

No, my eyesight is too poor to tell.

Ooops!

Thanks for the advice Issy  
It`s not so much the gears with me, it`s the fear of the road and other drivers. I don`t think I`ll ever be able to handle it. On busy motorways, with all the overtaking etc.. I`m the worst back seat driver in the whole wide world. 

 I can imagine me and your mam in car together...screaming!  

if im honest yeah i do yeah

If ever i see a 3 wheeler ahead of me i always try to bully it and if possible knock it off the road

my uncle had one of them 

We dont have a lot to do with that side of the family

I'm EXACTLY the same as Scotty ................I took a test in an automatic (my own car) and still failed.

I've had two tests over the years but like Scotty I'm far too nervous a driver - I also lack any kind of spatial awareness and am the worse backstreet driver in the world.

Guilty - especially if they are wearing a hat. 
I do remember many years back when I was in my mid-20's - my car was in the garage and I borrowed the senior partners merc. All the bells ans whistles it had. Dear god did I get some stick on the M4. 

I can barely tell one car from another.
I can spot a 3-wheeler and a hearse. Other than that they are all cars to me.
But I do treat some drivers differently - those who use a mobile phone while driving!
Amazingly some people still drive on the roads while using a phone.

By the time I have spotted them, they have usually disappeared, but when I realise what they are doing I tend to utter expletives, wave my arms, make telephone gestures and jump up and down.

I was once bare-arsed mooning out the passenger seat window and the driver stopped at a red light leaving my butt waving in the wind in front of a load of pedestrians.

! I can picture that! !

 I'm trying not to picture that..

Too late 

It was pretty epic.  In the circumstances it seemed best just to go with it so I left my arse there till we drove off. 

I've seen better 

No, I'm a git to all if them that drive right up my bottom!

Oh, the arse was distinctly average - if not a little below par.  The look on their faces on the other hand was a deffo 9/10

So many jokes, so little time.

I treat everyone the same, but i have a soft spot for letting out little micras

Smut!

Did you crane your neck for a look!

I did, aye.  I wasn't gonna miss that for the world.

I wasn't joking, I am a git like that. If it helps, the iPhone app doesn't show the full title of long threads, so I may be missing something here..

Impressive