Stop trying to be smart. It doesn't suit you.

Erm. I'm not a man, unless you're meaning as a generic term of familiarity Karns. Just saying!  

Edit to say I thought the same thing as Rawky!

Right! I'm making it till 3. I can do this.

Yeah! Who is 3 then?!!! And 4 4 that matter? 

On a school night too! Get in wiv ya hardcore stayin up late styleeNESSS!

Ooh aye up it's the chin!

WOT-EVA!

I was just thinking this will one of the most annoying readbacks ever in the morning,

If any of you guys on the forum bother getting this far, let me just say, you had to be there! 

Oh Christian you are so gorgeous but not with that beard!

Is it me or is he forcing his English accent?

Ooooh someone's been on the naughty stuff haven't they Christian

Ginger beard and black hair. One of them is fake.

It does look a tad random

Not necessarily, my brother's got the same combination.

Well it looks odd! It's like a bird with dodgy collars and cuffs!

That guy on the piano had a good bit didn't he? Building up for his big moment to be yanked off stage.

Ah Star Wars!!

ET! Oh I dunno this one.

I just took a 'comfort break'. Are you on Sky or E! atm?

Best original score goes to.....RAWKY AND HIS RESULT DOWN THE PUB WITH THE INVISIBLE WOMAN! Tadaaa!

Sky xx

Sky.

Inception should have won this!

Matthew McConananahay...most wooden actor ever.

Well it made me larf!

I'm sure it did, what with your lower class humour. Hmph!

How rude that a lot of people didn't clap just then?! That's just bad manners!

Oh! 'Arf a mo'!

So they've just announced the 'Alice blah blah blah' Oscar on Sky! How come you guys already know?

Apart from you Mr Roo. You are now dead important in the movie business. I salute your unstinting commitment to your industry. I shall revel in your industry success from henceforth. 

Good.

The Alice award was won near enough at the beginning, Zoch! They show a VT of a previous winner to fill in a gap.

Oh hello the talking gold tin foil turkey was just blabbin again!

Oh my days Anne Hathaway's necklace is the dogs!

God the Oscars are corny aren't they?

You could brush up a bit about dialoque script however, Mr Roo.  

However, this bit of presentation I think I can safely say is the most tragic thing I've ever seen a screen god end up doing.

I'VE WON AGAIN!!!!! 

I met that woman too! She was so American.

How far behind us are you Xochi? You watching it on Premier +1?

Okay, with 2 wins under my belt I'm off to bed. Night all.

Strictly speaking YOU haven't Mr Roo*. It was a collaborative process in which you are proud to have been involved. You should thank them all in the importance of the amount of money they paid to make it made etc. And you should thank me with a large pay-check for writing your acceptance speech!  

*except I'm made up for you mate.