No he is my dishwasher....

  Does he wear Marigolds?

They won't admit to it though....

I was talking to my ex before I exed him.  I said to him that he would get more out of our relationship if he put a little more into it, and I said he stood more chance of going blind than getting a bad back, and he said he never did it so I told him that there are only two sorts of blokes in the world, because they are either w*nkers or liars, but he was an exception.
So he had a little pleased look on his face.  He said that I was being nice.

I said I wasn't because he was both. 

Never mind Ditty, saisage fingers are cool too........

you are lucky....

Maybe in the cabin....

You would think all these bashers of bishops would pull together and stop teaching Cyclops the lambada before its too late  ..............................

..that reminds me of the Family Guy episode where Quagmire found out that there was such a thing as internet porn....

nice

oh what a fab eppy

ohhhdeargawd, it;s Michael Portillo!

That must be why he sits so close to Diane Abbot.. to hide the bulgy arm!

Is this a good time to introduce the Vibration Plate

Yes, and the Rabbit. Not just blokes i am sure that exersice their right ( or left )

 Here it is in all it's glory,ten minutes a day ,job done.

The all new FLABéLOS has been designed to help you shake the flab off!! It works by enhancing your proprioception (instant muscle reaction to external forces) and exploiting the muscles your body uses to balance itself.

The benefits of using the FLABéLOS will be improved posture, flexibility, blood circulation and muscle strength. The FLABéLOS is compact and is THE machine that will shake you to becoming healthier, fitter and slimmer!
CERTAIN TO SORT OUT YOUR WRINKLEY HAND.

The ones in my gym have 2 plates so's you have to be vibrated with your legs apart....

I had no idea they came with two plates,I feel robbed.

Yes! wear Marigolds for young looking hands.

Or have we moved on from  hands now  

Not sure..erinp is onto vibes now....

We must be greedy here in Ireland....

Or you just need double the vibration

I'd be dead with half these days....