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The asl bit at the end killed me 
Originally Posted by Karma_:
The asl bit at the end killed me
That was my favourite bit too
Never had a text 
I got a wrong text once....with a lovely picture of someones nads.
I got one in French from a girl telling her boyfriend he obviously didn't care about her because he wasn't answering any of her texts...poor soul probably hadn't received them in the first place
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
I got one in French from a girl telling her boyfriend he obviously didn't care about her because he wasn't answering any of her texts...poor soul probably hadn't received them in the first place
Aww! 
He was probably busy sending nad pictures to Ella!
Originally Posted by Blizz'ard:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
I got one in French from a girl telling her boyfriend he obviously didn't care about her because he wasn't answering any of her texts...poor soul probably hadn't received them in the first place
Aww! He was probably busy sending nad pictures to Ella!
I have had a few but it's just crap stuff like 'be there at seven hun' Nowt rude.
i had a very sexually explicit text a few months ago........really really rooooooood!!.....all what he was going to do,how long for etc etc.......
i texted back an said 'sounds great but usually i expect to a)know you and b) at least get a drink first!...........poor bloke was obviously mortified and replied how sorry he was and how he hoped he hadn't offended me..........he couldn't apologise enough poor fella......
i texted back an said 'sounds great but usually i expect to a)know you and b) at least get a drink first!...........poor bloke was obviously mortified and replied how sorry he was and how he hoped he hadn't offended me..........he couldn't apologise enough poor fella......
Originally Posted by spongebob squarepants:
i had a very sexually explicit text a few months ago........really really rooooooood!!.....all what he was going to do,how long for etc etc.......
i texted back an said 'sounds great but usually i expect to a)know you and b) at least get a drink first!...........poor bloke was obviously mortified and replied how sorry he was and how he hoped he hadn't offended me..........he couldn't apologise enough poor fella......
Was it from Vernon Kay, Jason Manford or Ashley Cole?i texted back an said 'sounds great but usually i expect to a)know you and b) at least get a drink first!...........poor bloke was obviously mortified and replied how sorry he was and how he hoped he hadn't offended me..........he couldn't apologise enough poor fella......
kayteeeeeeee xx....i wish i could say yes so i could have a claim to fame........sadly it was from neil........
Originally Posted by spongebob squarepants:
kayteeeeeeee xx....i wish i could say yes so i could have a claim to fame........sadly it was from neil........
Neil??????
i have you know neil was all man!.....very animalistic yet caring..................and i think had a face like this.......
when he realised he hadn't texted his g/f but some middle aged bint instead!!!
..........and i think had a face like this....... when he realised he hadn't texted his g/f but some middle aged bint instead!!!Originally Posted by spongebob squarepants:
kayteeeeeeee xx....i wish i could say yes so i could have a claim to fame........sadly it was from neil........
Kinnock?
Neil Andwileyordownthere?
@ Blizz. 
that was mentioned blizzie!!!!.........
LOL Spongie. got to go now bye folks.
