*pushes glasses back up nose*

I do that. It makes me look intelligent and sophisticated. Probably 

I do that because I use reading glasses if I want to see something on telly or whatever, I drop them down my nose.

Life has taught me the lesson that people named 'Paul' are not to be trusted.  Not all Pauls are bad but in my experience, a lot are! Sorry all the Pauls on the forum, I'm sure you would prove my prejudice to be unfounded.

ErinP was in my dream the other night - she was called Paul

I have found that people who approach you on the street, whack you on the head and take all your money then run away are probably not to be trusted 

 She was Racquel in mine  

 You're Penelope...

I quite like that name

I was Don Quixote 

Did it hurt?

Yes.

I had a prolapsed bum  

 ! I thought that anazzle looked a bit odd..

You can get arrested for that

I got four years.

Sounds worth it!

How do you know Prom. They may be trustworthy with their friends.

But Mr stonks likes me to do it with my leipard skin reading glasses....

 

Lol Velvet I have to wear reading glasses when I am on my laptop they are halfway down my nose so I can read and type I look over them to watch telly,if I had to wear them all the time I would not wear them like that.. it is not a good look

worra bout those of us that wear them on top of our head, then spend ages looking for them only for them to fall off and get squashed because you've sat on them? 

 Oh I know how that goes...

*Points and laughs* 

I am wearing my older wonky three times repaired reading specs,that have been sat on twice and stood on once.I have a newer pair for reading papers/books etc,but this pair still work best for the comp.The newer ones "enlarge" too much and "curve" the screen at the sides.I'm due an eye test in May.

Paul!!
Rachel!!
I seem to have been busy last night

I think this theory is true... it reminds me of a particularly arrogant ( and incompetent ) consultant surgeon I once had the misfortune of knowing..
You should also be wary of men in bow ties.

Ooh yeah Rosie, I'd go with the bow tie theory - especially if on a medical person. Always a sign of them treating you like a slab of meat.


As for the whole peering over the top of your specs thing, I'm all for it.
Looking down your nose at others is one of the few untaxable pleasures we have left in life

Oh I dunno - Heston from 'Doctors' makes me giggle

A doctor that sends your pulse racing.

That's all we need.

I did used to have a doc that did just that - smears were a pleasure nightmare

Yeah allright then Veggie, him excepted  ... but i still wouldn't him operating on me

I wear varifocals, so I don't need to peer over the top of my glasses.

Yogi, I have a pair of varifocals, but they drive me to distraction. When I'm in a supermarket I keep moving my head up and down like some demented chicken. As I speak, I'm wearing my purple see while I drive and PC glasses. I really like them, but I can't just pick up my book and read, so I have to go onto some weirdo things that do everything, but I hate them and they don't suit me.

Cologne, my mum couldn't get used to varifocals and went back to wearing bifocals.
I think I'm okay with mine because my middle son used to work in the optical industry and tutored me in the correct way to wear them.
The trick is to move your eyes, not your head.

LOL... I know what you mean about *demented chicken* bit with the varifocals When I first got mine they made me feel a bit drunk...