Two women on the bus:
"They’re going to call the baby Marc with a ‘C’"
"What, Cark?"
"They’re going to call the baby Marc with a ‘C’"
"What, Cark?"
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Originally Posted by erinp:
Two women on the bus:
"They’re going to call the baby Marc with a ‘C’"
"What, Cark?"
Hahahaha I LOLed at that "They’re going to call the baby Marc with a ‘C’"
"What, Cark?"
Last conversation I 'overheard' was some woman in the toilet of a grungey pub on the phone to her mate, telling her to get her fella a speed bomb 'so big it'll give him a heart attack'....and then she was on about a lovely pair of boots and a coat she'd chored. Nice lady I thought....
Where do I get felt in the town centre.
I saw a woman dressed like a poo today. This is not an overheard conversation but I felt I had to share it.
She had a long straight cut poo-brown raincoat on - and when she put her hood up she looked just like a poo
Sorry but had to say this.
She had a long straight cut poo-brown raincoat on - and when she put her hood up she looked just like a poo
Sorry but had to say this.
i overheard a man on the bus saying * ma bags burst an a lost ma plums and crisps * 
Two teenagers talking in the Co-op earlier.
- “Isn’t Good Friday on a Wednesday this year?”
- “NO! its not that early. It's on the Bank Holiday Monday
In Waitrose earlier today:
One shop assistant to another, "I just have to show Izzy where the continents section is."
One shop assistant to another, "I just have to show Izzy where the continents section is."
I heard a conversation between to skangers (chavs) on the bus yesterday, it was like something from a Quentin Tarantino movie lol. It went something like this (language cleaned up for the sake of the mods):-
Girl: I don't know how they can live with themselves. I mean the way we were brought up was you never rob on your own. You go off and do what has to be done else where but never rob on yer own. So there was Munter standing there side by side with the rest of us saying how terrible it was and he's the one who done it! So Jonno and Mickser jumped on him and some one I never even seen before jumped in and gave him a few slaps as well.
It's nice to see people have standards
Girl: I don't know how they can live with themselves. I mean the way we were brought up was you never rob on your own. You go off and do what has to be done else where but never rob on yer own. So there was Munter standing there side by side with the rest of us saying how terrible it was and he's the one who done it! So Jonno and Mickser jumped on him and some one I never even seen before jumped in and gave him a few slaps as well.
It's nice to see people have standards
heard as an aside to her daughter when a mate phoned me today ..'' no minnie! we do not throw pigs at cats''...
Originally Posted by PeterCat:
In Waitrose earlier today:
One shop assistant to another, "I just have to show Izzy where the continents section is."
One shop assistant to another, "I just have to show Izzy where the continents section is."
Originally Posted by Temps:
I heard a conversation between to skangers (chavs) on the bus yesterday, it was like something from a Quentin Tarantino movie lol. It went something like this (language cleaned up for the sake of the mods):-
Girl: I don't know how they can live with themselves. I mean the way we were brought up was you never rob on your own. You go off and do what has to be done else where but never rob on yer own. So there was Munter standing there side by side with the rest of us saying how terrible it was and he's the one who done it! So Jonno and Mickser jumped on him and some one I never even seen before jumped in and gave him a few slaps as well.
It's nice to see people have standards
Honour amongst thieves....Girl: I don't know how they can live with themselves. I mean the way we were brought up was you never rob on your own. You go off and do what has to be done else where but never rob on yer own. So there was Munter standing there side by side with the rest of us saying how terrible it was and he's the one who done it! So Jonno and Mickser jumped on him and some one I never even seen before jumped in and gave him a few slaps as well.
It's nice to see people have standards