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its a funny old subject..
i've known mates who's girl has never passed the 'wind' in front of them n opted 2 go home just to get rid of the unwanted wind and may have unleashed said wind on an unfortunate taxi driver
whereas a fella will break the most violent wind and carry on like nothing ever happened
ladies..when was your first 'wind breaking' moment..?
did it make your relationship easier...?
or was you thrown out for being a ladette..?
just asking..lol

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I had awful wind one night a few months after meeting the now boyfriend.  He asked why I kept leaving the room so often and after the initial squirming I admitted that I was leaving to go downstairs and fart so he didn't hear (or worse, SMELL) me.  He laughed it off and said I shouldn't be silly and just fart coz it was doing his head in me wandering off every few minutes.  I didn't take him up on his lovely offer but once I got pregnant I thought right if he's gonna be in the labour room with me I might aswell ease him in gently so I farted one night and the horror on his face at the sheer volume of it (I wasn;t expecting the noise!!) was enough to send us into fits of giggles and that was the start of it.

Now he swears at me sometimes coz I fart more than him  and says I shouldn't do it in front of him......well he gave me permission all those years ago!  He can't take it back now 
Ells

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