I wouldn't know.

Pope's tits. 

I've just realised my coffee filter is in another country.  I want a coffee now. 

Bawz. 

are you having a problem antiope

oh its about coffee!!

Have an instant, it makes no real difference.

Bollocks- supposed to be sweet to the taste,if this helps.

People who drink instant coffee should be killed.  With indifference.  Doesn't appeal. 


Am constructing summat with a jug, hot water a cup and a sieve.  Will report back. 

>goes to make  a coffee<

Shuvvitt  \/

I've never drank coffee - the smell makes me urge

De-caff?

One lump or 2? 

Christ almighty this is string...

coffees  pah

..'kin hell.  It's strong too.  *wades*

On a serious note, i hope you check yours regularly 

tis important that eve

Not sure I wanna check m'king coffee too regularly.  Jesus. 

If we're talking about nuts, I get Russian sailors to do that.  Least that's what they tell me they're up to.  Pay me an' all.  

You could have enough by christmas to replace the coffee maker - what with the deals they put on in the shops aswell

I would get a second opinion. 

sorry pc, my brother sends me 'real coffee' from Germany and I do the thing with the coffee maker, but I just like my coffee from the easy way.

In what way is filter coffee 'harder' than instant? 

I really can't drink instant coffee. It makes me feel nauseous.

Do you have tights, or stockings? 

Crotchless. 

It's not working. 

Nuts.


I need a dump.  

Just seen this, Aye it is. 


Wonders how the sieved coffee is going?

The filter i had this morning worked a treat.