I'm planning an axe murdering spree tomorrow starting with the Lollipop lady.

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Former Member

Her sarcasms wasted on me.

Then I'm going to the M.O.T. station....

God willing I make the florist - he's getting special treatment....

I'm gonna chop him up Cantonese style.

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BazMember VIP10 years

Velvet

2/15/112:15 PM

Dame_Ann_AverageMember VIP10 years

I sympathise with you over the lolly pop woman, I could have snapped that pole over the one my kids had many a time

2/15/112:20 PM

spongebob squarepantsMember

respect to the stick!!........

spongey..part time lolliator......

2/15/112:20 PM

ScottyMember 10 years

Make it to the florist please.
I love cantonese with fried rice!

I`ll pay your bail.

2/15/112:24 PM

suzybeanMember

Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:

I sympathise with you over the lolly pop woman, I could have snapped that pole over the one my kids had many a time

Oh Dame! We used to have such a horror lollipop lady. The power went right to her brain. We have a lovely lollipop man now. He has the most cheerful way with his stick...rain or shine.

2/15/112:33 PM

Former Member

I can travel.

2/15/112:35 PM

Dame_Ann_AverageMember VIP10 years

Most of them are lovely Scotty, this one was an absolute idiot

She spoke to people like 5 year olds....until one day, she never spoke to me like that again

2/15/112:36 PM

PrometheusMember

The thing about lollipop ladies is they never actually give anyone any lollipops, they just keep walking across the street what's the bloody point in that? Yeah, go get her!

2/15/113:02 PM

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