No. Don't do it. Just no. That's an opposite to 'yes' by the way for any moustachioed men who might be reading this. It also includes nostalgic Freddie Mercury fans. No. Stop. Now.
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That's the facial hair version of flicking the Vs
Somtimes you need a moustache down the "passport office" 
I'm Lithuanian right now.......
It's the first class that always gets them....
I'm Lithuanian right now.......
It's the first class that always gets them....
They nearly always have big glasses too.
And jumpers and cardigans..
And jumpers and cardigans..
(I'd love to see him attempt the wee skinny revolving doors at my workplace
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Originally Posted by slimfern:
Nor beards or those dirty great long sideburns! 
Now listen here deary! I've been growing these for four years and I won't be chopping them orf to please you! 
Originally Posted by slimfern:
Slinki! do you think he ties it in a knot on top his head when he goes to bed ?? 
! Like some kind of macrame hat 
Originally Posted by slimfern:
Oh dear god Muf !
They are a different colour
It looks a bit like really long nasal hair . Not good.They are a different colour
Originally Posted by slimfern:
Oh dear god Muf !
They are a different colour
Yes Dear.. That'll be the bleaching effect that the urine has from the two sets of Starlings that are currently nesting in them They are a different colour
Hubby did Movember.. only instead of having a "mo" he just didn't shave for a month! By the beginning of December it looked like I had married a hobo.
First weekend in December he stated he was gonna shave... but he did it in comedy "mo" stages..
we had wolverine, then psycho trucker, then the handlebars & sideburns thing, then creepy circus ringmaster, then Charlie Chaplin (I insisted it be called a Chaplin mo, rather than a Hitler Mo)...
it went on all Saturday.. him nipping up to the bathroom every hour or so... & coming down with to show off the new style.
The kids loved it.
I tried to ignore it..
For Christmas I bought him a new, top of the range, Philips Shaver!
First weekend in December he stated he was gonna shave... but he did it in comedy "mo" stages..
we had wolverine, then psycho trucker, then the handlebars & sideburns thing, then creepy circus ringmaster, then Charlie Chaplin (I insisted it be called a Chaplin mo, rather than a Hitler Mo)...
it went on all Saturday.. him nipping up to the bathroom every hour or so... & coming down with to show off the new style.
The kids loved it.
I tried to ignore it..
For Christmas I bought him a new, top of the range, Philips Shaver!
Sorry slim, you're right, beards can also fornicate offwards.
Ditty 'He looked like a hobo'
Ditty 'He looked like a hobo'
Omg that`s huge! 
Night all
You promised you would'nt show it.
That's it
That's it
That's a moustache wearing a person
I don't mind chest hair - men who shave their chests are just a little bit odd IMO.
Originally Posted by Issy:
I don't mind chest hair - men who shave their chests are just a little bit odd IMO.
Not as odd as men who shave their armpits. WELL dodgy
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
You promised you would'nt show it.
That's it
That's it
Night muf
Originally Posted by Prometheus:
That's a moustache wearing a person
Originally Posted by slimfern:
Originally Posted by Issy:
I don't mind chest hair - men who shave their chests are just a little bit odd IMO.
Oh I don't mind that Issy - They can shave all over in my book Not natural
Do you remember Tim from BB3 shaving his chest hair in bed?
Originally Posted by Issy:
Originally Posted by slimfern:
Originally Posted by Issy:
I don't mind chest hair - men who shave their chests are just a little bit odd IMO.
Oh I don't mind that Issy - They can shave all over in my book Not natural
Do you remember Tim from BB3 shaving his chest hair in bed?
Yeah what a Twonk! that was because he was Ginger wasn't it ?