She said f*ck off you sick f*cking bastard or you'll be hearing from my lawyers.
Guess that's a no
Guess that's a no
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Aww Velvet. Not another restraining order. There goes your trip to Dollywood
Velvet, you might need a different approach. 
Yeah...tits up, so to speak
I have her on fb, I realise it's not her (she couldn't type with those nails for a start) but she (her assistant) brings a little ray of sunshine to my days Awww, God bless Dolly.
Awww, God bless Dolly.
Ooo. I'm going to request her. Between Leccy and I we'll smooth the path to some sort of Velvet connection.
Cheeky mare,did you explain you wanted to be her new Kenny?
Hahaha Suzy
Her quotes are fab, I love her to bits.
Her quotes are fab, I love her to bits.
Her quotes are fab, I love her to tits.
Leccy!
Leccy!
I do too. She's the ultimate trooper. 
I love her too Lecs. She's always taking the piss out of herself.
Her quotes are fab, I love her to tits.
Leccy!
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Aww how could you not? Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow, as that one hit wonder lot said
Leccy!
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Aww how could you not? Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow, as that one hit wonder lot said
Reference:Leccy
Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow
Couldn't agree more... and on that pillow note.. Nah night
Night!
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I have her on fb
You've got Dolly Parton on facebook?
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She said f*ck off you sick f*cking bastard or you'll be hearing from my lawyers.
Did you offer to take her up the aisle?
