Somewhere, Shergar is missing his teeth. That's cos Katherine Jenkins nicked them.


Gethin's alright though.

Plus, her singing voice is as clear as a blocked toilet.

And she's so saccharine. Oh! Apart from the time she hammered her halo, hung out with the seven sins for about 10 minutes and dabbled in a bit of cocaine. An event that she felt she had to tell the world about for some reason.

She's just a load of Mac make-up bleugh.

I loathe her voice with the awful vibrato, and it can be excruciating when she attempts opera.
Yes, Gethin's alright!

I'd love to see Katherine Jenkins with a Vibrato.


She has the voice of an angel and looks so stunningly perfectly beautiful, and shes a lovely person too.


Gethin smug git Jones is a lucky git.

Can't stand her. She was in our office a while back and she looks like one of those plastinated people.  Hate her voice, too.

Her boobs always look like they've been polished, I dunno what she does to them but they always gleam.

I lubs Gethin and I lubs that name   not sure about the Jenkins woman though 

Leccy - Palmers cocoa butter formula body gloss is quite good for the booby bling

In person, her hair isn't blonde. It's bright yellow.

I've got some of that! I've only ever put it on my arms and legs, never thought of blinging up the ole cleavage

You rotten lot

Poor girl

Greasy boobs? No ta...

It's not greasy, more shimmery.  But I don't mind a good greasing up now and then (that's not even rude, I have extra dry skin! )

Soap and Glory do a good one.

I would go upstairs and have a look but I can't be bothered.
Anyway it makes your skin go all shimmery...

I always get Gethin Jones and Steve Jones mixed up.

They seem to be quite a private couple - don't know too much about them.

They are a couple

Does Katherine know?

Let's hope Kath doesn't get them mixed up - although Steve Jones has had practically everybody else already. Proper tomcat.

Issy  - it looks like that now I've read it back

Is that an entry for this month's "quote of the month" competition?

Oh God it's good stuff! Makes them bling like headlamps!

Don't like either of them.

Sorry, back on the blinging lils subject for a minute...Lancome do a fab all over bronzing brush (you can bronze your lils to give them more definition and it's shimmery too)



It lasts for an age cos you don't need much (well, unless you're one of those birds who piles about 6 layers of cack on)

Karma, what's lils?  

boobies Cologne.

Cheers Issy.

eek the jealousy in this thread! 

Do we really have to refer to jealousy just because peeps don't like somebody?

It was tongue in cheek. 

Not serious.