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Lick his own penis, what a dickhead.


Jeff Brazier has confirmed rumours that he can lick his own penis.

The TV presenter, who has previously admitted to being "proud" of the size of his manhood, admitted that he had a 'special party trick'.


Brazier said: "I do! I've not performed it for some time, but it originated from when I was an apprentice at Leyton Orient.


"The older pros had noticed that I had a talent, and one night, when I was on reserves, one of them said to me, 'I bet you could probably suck your own thingy, couldn't you?' And then another one went, 'Go on, try it!'"


He continued: "I did, yeah. I was young and pretty impressionable. I managed to touch myself with my tongue. I didn't spend too long down there, I have to say. It was just making the contact that was the impressive part. But I think it was just to do with being young and flexible.


"I've not tried recently. I did it for everyone when I was on Shipwrecked. We were all a bit down 'cos it had been raining, and the cameras were off, so I was like, 'Hey everyone, have a look at this!'... It's legendary!"

Brazier added: "I feel lucky that I've been given a good few inches above average."

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Ah Boys will be boys eh?
My research tells me that many, many, many boys will have tried it (self-fellatio)
But, as you would expect when males talk about their sexual abilities, much of it is prone to wild exaggeration.
Alexis Arquette (of the family of actors) is a noted exponent of the skill.
Or rather was. Alexis underwent gender re-assignment and is now female.
So the old saying "If you want something doing well, do it yourself" no longer applies to him her.
brisket

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