ITV is a cesspit of horrid t.v.

I can't even remember the last time I watched a full program on that channel

They should be brought to account for their output  

I love Primeval.

Its so celebrity orientated 

I'm enjoying the football.

Wasnt there usually celeb BB around this time?? I might be wrong... there was always something to watch.

Either BB, Celeb BB, X Factor, IACGMOOH.... they are all usually knocking about at different times of the year

There's a "Noel's House Party" shaped hole in my Saturday night's entertainment  

Hello Velvet  You good?

Oooh, now you've got me going VD.

My most hated list:

X Factor
I'm a celeb
Britains Got Talent
Skating on Ice
Harry Hill TV Burp
This Morning
Jeremy Kyle
Piers Morgans boring celeb stories
Loose Women
Everything on ITV2
An audience with.....

Triggs, as much as it shames me to admit it, you are right. He is the entertainer, rightly or wrongly.

....oh and all the soaps too 

I am going to watch Life On Mars in a minute.

On DVD..

Gene Hunt - best ever

 Fine thanks Triggs - hope you are too my lovely  

 Got a six pack today and it's all forty proof 

 

VD, a six pack of fourty proof is deadly.  

   That sounds like a nice wee Saturday night cargo you've got there 

  It's a wee aperatif in Motherwell   

  Nae worries though - I'm quite sensible wi the booze really  

I agree.  Saturday night is shockingly bad on TV.  We are going to watch something on DVD in half an hour or so.  For 5 months we had Saturday night swamped with x factor and strictly come dancing, and now we have sod-all.  What happened to stuff like Saturday night at the London Palladium, the Generation Game, It's a Knockout and Blind Date?  Even Ant and Dec was better than nothing; even some silly game show like 321 or catchphrase would do.  Something to entertain us PLEASE!  But FFS, less of the reality TV.    Bored with it now.

VD, I'm confused, I thought you were on the East Coast, that doesn't embrase Motherwell in Glasgow.

I used to be on the East coast col and I miss it  

Moved  

Be careful ...

OMG, OMG, you're never in the middle of glasgae denu?

Off to watch a DVD with the family now, because there's buggar-all on on the telly!    Have a good night everyone.

Bring back Gladiators and Blind Date.

I'll be watching nothing ITV tonight.

ARGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

PC

 *Remembers Peter cat's reaction to Tom Selleck*  You really don't like anything I post do you?  

I'm sure there must be something.

*Thinks desperately hard* 

There's bugger all on Sky or Sky anytime either, even Sky movies is full of cack . Currently starting on my telescreen, the 50 funniest moments of 2010 on E4.

I've got the needle and thread ready to stitch myself up after I've finished laughing.

Benidorm is on my screen :S  Not interested in it but there's feck all else on and I'm on the lappy so don't really care.  I am going to have a few voddies soon and watch Due Date though

There is an excellent drama on BBC4 on Saturday nights entitled 'The Killing'.  It's a Danish programme with subtitles and is in twenty episodes, each episode covering one day in the investigation of a crime. 

The first two episodes were on last Saturday night and I missed those but caught them on i-player.  Worth watching, in my opinion

Yeah, it's a bit rubbish, but it's been rubbish for ages.  About two years ago it was blatantly programmed for women and there was nothing for men at all.  All singing competitions, dancing competitions and housewives' favourites like Boyzone and Rod Stewart.  Primeval is a good little entertaining show and Harry Hill is ok but can be wearisomely repetitive at times.

I don't think the BBC1 is really any better.  I never watch that old pot boiler, "Casualty", "Total Wipeout" is an inane kids' show, "Come Fly With Me" dissapointing and the endless campy Graham Norton fronted signing/dancing competitions make me instantly turn off.  The comedy shows are nearly always repeats.   I enjoyed Wallander on BBC4 a while back and recorded 'The Killing' that Avalon mentions to see what that's like.

Saturday night is go out occasionally, hire a DVD or catch up on something recorded from earlier in the week.

That sounds interesting Avalon - I'll have a go at that, thanks!
As for Sat night telly, I haven't been interested in it for years. When I used to babysit my mates kids on a Sat night they used to watch all the light entertainment stuff and enjoy it but I couldn't get interested in any of it.
Saturday is footie day in our house so we have the radio on all day and the phone in on fivelive goes on until about 9pm so we avoid the telly for the most part