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I'm female and have some of the most erotic dreams ever
But, do you need a sock Stonksy?
OMG Stonks. You do make me laugh.
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Would I be right in saying there are a hell of a lot more sex toys/aids made for the pleasure of women than men?
I am not sure that is right... there's loads & loads of stuff for men...
just google Fleshlight...
i am smokin a fag !!!!!!!
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But, do you need a sock Stonksy?
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OMG Stonks. You do make me laugh.
Sweettttttt....I've been having dreams I'm in Hogworts castle, no sexy stuff involved though....
sometimes ............ i canny be bothered 
i prefer sleep ............. but i would like to find my soulmate one day
i prefer sleep ............. but i would like to find my soulmate one day
So would I madamski 
ïŧŋsome day my prince will come 
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I'm knocking one out to a certain fm (stocking manufacturer) as we speak
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oh my days [why am I still here
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I've got you lined up next Olly Under a palm tree.
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I've flopped now Time to get the Angie Dickinson out
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She looks like my aunt so it's a win win
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Hold on......
Donkey you're right making me larf
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ïŧŋsome day my prince will come
So will you ,if you're lucky.
Some day my Prince will come.....
However I will have nothing to do with it
However I will have nothing to do with it
av just slapped my owh face lol
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av just slapped my owh face lol
Did your hand slip?
lol ..............i was remembering * drifts onto memories *
I have been totally ignored. Seeing as that was my first desperation!!! I was only 3. 
I went to church every bloody week to confess to this and the hidious priest asked me for precise bits and pieces, so I never went back and stopped believing in God. 
I went to church every bloody week to confess to this and the hidious priest asked me for precise bits and pieces, so I never went back and stopped believing in God.
omg i/m sorry ................
well if you want a job done right and if your on a tight deadline 
sometimes its the only way
sometimes its the only way
as far as i know . he is known as teddington and he is pure as the driven snow
and he is pure as the driven snow
end of !!!!!!! 
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auntie fester Member Today at 1:04 AM av just slapped my owh face lol
I have to say this thread has gave me a much needed laugh,
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just google Fleshlight.
Not on your nelly!! If the missus went by at the same time there could be tears I don't often cum come in here but you have had me laughing over this one
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I don't often cum come in here but you have had me laughing over this one
2 points James:-> It is nice to see you here.
> You provide the evidence that sex is fun.
(on this occasion at least.)
Masturbation is all I can offer at the moment (well, not ALL, obviously!!) due to a lovely bout of cystitis and kidney infections!!! I am closed for business til it has cleared up.....still MrB is very appreciative of my efforts. I'm also not offended by the fact he may be whacking one out without me, I'd be more worried if he wasn't!!
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well if you want a job done right and if your on a tight deadline sometimes its the only way
Did I mention Hoop.la are wankers!! 
Looks like it.
Good luck with that one James
Good luck with that one James
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Did I mention Hoop.la are wankers!!
Is there a problem I can help with, James? Feel free to PM me...
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Is there a problem I can help with, James? Feel free to PM me...
Lori!
I know, I know. What else was I to say?
Lori
hahahaha
