Oh Scotty , you have made my day!  What a laugh

GJ, they might have a different hip word, but I'm certain they stay within the restrictions of grammar. If not, I give in and concede defeat.

I'm howling at the vid too   

Yogi, Skylark, sprout...glad you enjoyed it!     

i hate that as well

Sorry to go OT but
Clumsy, have you started your new job yet? How's it going if so?

It was great Scotty, just the tonic i needed x      Hi veggie x

Or how about:

"can you borrow me a pen"

I've had that one before

hi veggie, yeah started last monday. seems ok, training for 3 weeks then they let us loose on the customers.

shifts are good when they start , 12 hours 3 on rest of week off, sounds good to me

Glad to hear you got all the stuff sorted out Clumsy and have started. Once you're in work it's easier to get another job if this one doesn't suit you in the end. Good luck with it all
Give those customers hell


Hi Skylark xx

Good for you Clumsy x

i`m sure it will be ok but you are right..... cannot beleive it took me 5 months or so to get a job, longest i`ve ever been out of work.. its all good now tho

I know its hard, but hopefully thats you sorted now x

Oh yes, that`s another one. It`s mainly Americans that say that - I think? 

I hope.  

The BBC3 Continuity announcer has just said:-
"be''er"    (better)
"la'er"  (later)
"li''le"  (little)    and
"BBC free"   (BBC 3)

This was a continuity announcer!!!!
Even the BBC can't stem the tide of street talk.

I can cope with most of it, but it's the would of/should of/could of thing that really riles me 

The could OF/should OF thing pisses me off too!    I mean FFS, I see people with facebook statuses with that in.  It does my head in!  Do people not GET that it's wrong?!  ARGH!  It doesn't even make sense!  WHY do people put it?

I think that you will find that, "can yer borrow us a tab?" is top right speak!

"I like that Drawring" Its drawing fgs, and as the poster above said ^^^  me mate borrowed me his ????  really annoying at times.

"I could care less", is an Americanism that really gets on my nerves.

Thankfully, I don't think it has taken off over here, yet!

On the other hand, if I hear Gary Barlow say one more time, "..and yer know what?" the electric radio is going through the window.

LOL Joe.    GB has a really annoying speaking voice!  (Not the accent, just the voice.)  It's like that woman off The one show, her voice irritates me, but it isnt the accent, just the voice.  And 'my mate borrowed me his.' 

Ah ha! I knew there was a previous thread like your current one, Brisket..  

Almost identical responses too.   

Just had to check I weren't losing it, like.  

 

oh yeah! spooky 

I've spent the day in Llanelli and was forcibly reminded of the local colloquialism that always drove me up the wall - "it's over by there.." "he's by here..." Grrr.... 

 

Almost as bad as the "of" word. 

   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You think 'arks' is bad? You wanna hear the amount of patois being bandied about by the baggy wearing pubescent cockheads who have absolutely no understanding of what they're banging on about