Nite sprouty  

My baby boy is asleep. I'm getting my second wind 

*** opens window ***

come live with me...please 

I seem to have found/had a family who hate open windows. I have to sleep with my bedroom window open. Rain. Snow. Wind. It has to be open. I can put an extra duvet on. If the windows shut I get all bunged up. Central heating and my nose don't mix

Oh no! 

I'm afraid we'd have to swap families. My lot always open the windows and I close them again! 

Blizzie - you can have my hormonal girls, nippin my last nerve and making me grey, my teething wee man keeping me up all night but highly amused by Jeremy Kyle. You can't have my step son though. I swear if there was ever a perfect child.......he's it. Perfect child and he's not mine......go figure 

 Who'd have thunk it!

Does he live with you full time?
If so, you can definitely claim all the credit. 

He came with his dad who I married  

I swear Blizzie....he's perfect. He's polite, kind, honest, clean, helpful, caring etc etc etc.
I seem to have given birth to the spawn of Satan.