Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets.


I'm up to date, me.

1. Michael Buerk, as he watched Phillippa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage:
"They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts." 

*the wife of the cambridge president is kissing the cox of the oxford crew*

about birds..
*great tits like coconuts*

Gas blowing out exit brings 69 to a complete halt

Since cox has made an early ( though entirely predictable ) appearance....

That Nick Faldo used to have a caddy called Fanny Sunneson who often lined up his shots for him:

Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.

Jordans got her knockers.

Apparantly this was said during a cricket match on commentry when England played the West Indies in 1976.


'The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey'.


The bowler was West Indian Micheal Holding and the batsman was England's Peter Willey.

Expats huh .....http://britishexpats.com/forum...wthread.php?t=283447 Actually one ir two of those, even though they shouldn't. do make my laugh

Tired Gay succumbs to Dix in 200 meters

  

EUGENE, Oregon (Reuters) - Olympic bronze medalist Walter Dix edged out Tyson Gay in the former world champion's hotly-anticipated return to the 200 meters at the Prefontaine Classic Diamond League meeting on Saturday.

My Fanny...by Tessa Cunningham as seen in the Daily Mail.

It was supposed to be a double paged spread called "My Fanny Craddock Christmas" but due to the usual DM quiz/cartoon middle pages it came out all wrong.  Editor of said DM Paul Darcre was not best pleased.

Peter Alliss - "You'd need Carol Vorderman to work that one out, ahhh Carol Vorderman, I like Carol. I was watching Countdown the other day and I got aroused... 7 letters, very good!"

Am I being really thick here cos I don't get this at all....where's the double entendre???

Z.

'Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over'

'Iraqi Head Seeks Arms'

'Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?'

Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1’s UK eclipse coverage remarked: They seem cold out there, they’re rubbing each other and he’s only come in his shorts.”