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I put my husband's mobile through the washing machine (he should have not left it in his pocket and thrown it in the laundry hamper!) 

I sent my son (who lives in London) a text asking him to get some onion soup mix for me so I could make his favourite dip over Christmas and to tell him we would be having steak and chips the evening of his coming home for Christmas.  I use predictive text and didn't have my glasses on and sent him the following:

"They foot sell it here anymore.  He you can't them or. Plan to have steal on thorp."  Why he wasn't able to understand what I meant, I have no idea!
Suzi-Q
I've killed loads of laptops by spilling drinks on them..   but I seem to be ok with phones.. haven't killed one yet!

Predictive text is out to get me though...     my dad texted me from Sainsburys asking if there was anything I needed whilst he was there...   I replied giving him a list of about 5 things I wanted him to pick up for me ...

Now I know I must have programmed in the word "bonking" at some point...   but bloody predictive text could assume I mean the default word rather than my programmed word first...

as it was I asked my father to get me some bonking oil...    (I wanted cooking oil)..

it was quite some time before he texted back saying "erm, what is bonking oil?"
Dirtyprettygirlthing
Unfortunately for me Dan (the husband) and Dad used to sit next to each other in my mobile phone book.  Dad once got a text that was intended for Dan, and it was a text that no father should ever get off his daughter   They are now in my phone as Mam&Dad and Husband, I will never repeat that embarrassing mistake.
Cinds

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