We had a bit of a thaw overnight, so I thought I'd better go out and buy a frozen turkey and some other Christmas food in case we get more snow and I can't get out again later in the week.  Mr G loves turkey and I always try to find a really big one, so when I got to Sainsbury's I was really excited that they had a huge freezer full of extra large turkeys (and hardly any other sizes).  I had a good rummage through all these 8kg+ monsterturkeys, and had big one in my trolley.  They I spotted the biggest monster turkey right at the back of the freezer.  I knew he was the turkey of my dreams and leaned in to get him.  I would never have been able to pick him up with one hand, so I leaned in to get him with both arms, and the next thing I knew, I'd slithered into the freezer, and just my legs were sticking out.  I must have looked quite attractive - I had baggy bright pink trousers on, with my bright blue rubber gardening boots.   I was laughing so much that I couldn't get out, and had to be tugged out.     But I got the turkey