The Super Duper T'riffic Christmas Story Game!

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Rawky-Roo

Its quite simple and being christmas you must ALL PLAY

Apart from those who don't celebrate christmas, but still join in. Everyone's welcome, except Prom, he changed his name and never told me

So basically, I will write one line of a story, the next person to post adds the next line and so on and so on.

Rawky's Rules - DON'T BREAK EM!!!!

It can go off in any direction but keep it christmassy.
DON'T abruptly end it, if you don't want to play go and be miserable somewhere else.
BB Housemates: Bea, Sunshine, Sam Pepper, Victor, Science and Alex(BB3) must make an appearance at some point.
Cliques are welcome.

Ok, so I'll start

One day, Jimmy, the red headed step child no one liked, woke up and said "Cor, I really hate christmas I do!".....

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slimfernMember VIP

He could hear his bright & bubbly stepmom singing along to the cheery Christmas songs on the radio downstairs ....

12/18/104:18 AM

MathematicsMember

"Grrr" he rumbled, as he stepped out from his shared bedroom, where his two step-brothers were still soundly asleep...

12/18/104:26 AM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

Jimmy looked out of his window, despairing at the wintery scene.
Despite his pale skin, he craved the warmth of summer months.

"Bring me Sunshine, with your smile", he started warbling.

12/18/104:28 AM

PrometheusMember

He noticed the post had arrived, much of it looking suspiciously like Christmas cards which further antagonised him. Did he ask people to send him Christmas cards? NO!

12/18/105:15 AM

HobbesMember

After screwing his wooden leg on he hobbled downstairs into the kitchen and sat on his very own stool beside the AGA where he always sat.

12/18/105:24 AM

ScottyMember 10 years

His stool collapsed causing him to fall head first into the AGA. His hair was redder.

12/18/105:52 AM

Rawky-RooMember 10 years

After dousing his fire hair, with a nearby bottle of lemon juice, he noticed within the AGA was mysterious looking hand mirror...

12/18/106:48 AM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

Upon reflection, he decided that the mirror could stay there for a while, even if it did make him look hot.

p.s. We're not writing one of your scripts, are we?

12/18/106:53 AM

MathematicsMember

(People seem to be skipping on details. If nobody likes him, why is he getting mail? And if he already stepped out of his room, wouldn't he already have had his wooden leg screwed on? Or am I being picky? )

Speaking of hot, it wasn't long before his two step-brothers emerged from upstairs. Ernie and Bert. They were tall and handsome, and every bit the opposite of the very unfortunate Jimmy.

12/18/107:01 AM

PrometheusMember

Reference:

People seem to be skipping on details. If nobody likes him, why is he getting mail?

Where does it say nobody likes him? He hates Christmas, does that mean everyone hates him?

Edit: I read the opening post again which says nobody liked him, my mistake. He could be getting cards from relatives I suppose

12/18/107:04 AM

SezitMember

Ernie and Bert were in their best bib and tucker, hair slicked back, and stinking of Paco Rabane as they were off on a hot double date with Bea and Sunshine.

12/18/107:05 AM

Rawky-RooMember 10 years

Oi Prommy!! I said you weren't allowed to play....but seeing as you are, you should read the first line again.

12/18/107:05 AM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

(My neighbour is a Jehova's Witness and Mr Blizz often suggests we send her a Christmas card, when she has been particularly annoying. Maybe Jimmy is a JW?)

12/18/107:09 AM

Soozy WooMember

Jimmy looked at the pile of washing up and thought b*gger it ...........i'll do it later ...........I'de much rather sit here and polish my wooden leg!

12/18/107:13 AM

slimfernMember VIP

Bea was a stuck up grade A biatch & Sunshine was her dippy friend, they arrived to pick Bert & Ernie up in their Dads VW Camper van - the horn beeped!

12/18/107:37 AM

HobbesMember

Jimmy peered through the window and caught a glimpse of Tam Pepper sitting in the back seat looking hunky as ever then he went to clean the ash and soot off his spex.

12/18/108:16 AM

Rawky-RooMember 10 years

Bert & Ernie get into the camper van with Bea, Sunshine and Sam Pepper. They drive down the road but the ice causes the van to skid and they crash through a barrier and roll down a wooded hill.....

12/18/108:52 AM

ScottyMember 10 years

As he sat alone in the quiet of the house cleaning the ash and soot off his spex, Tam Pepper, ever the joker, crept in and shouted boo!

12/18/108:57 AM

ScottyMember 10 years

That ^^^ happened before they crashed through the barrier and rolled down the wooded hill.

12/18/109:01 AM

slimfernMember VIP

Timmy at this point - feeling alone & a touch dirty from all the soot decided he wasn't going to take no cr*p no more - he stormed upstairs to put some glad rags on ( from his step bros wardrobe)

12/18/109:08 AM

Former Member

He decided that, first of all, he would have a nice hot shower then, to his horror, noticed that either Bert or Ernie had peed in the shower...Alex would have had something to say about that he thought

12/18/109:56 AM

Former Member

He went to his stepbrother's wardrobe - a quiver with anticipation wondering what designer delights he would find in there.

As he pulled out the feathered Vivian Westwood dress and Jimmy Choo high heels in size 10, he couldn't help wondering who they belonged too...

12/18/1010:04 AM

kattymieowwMember 10 years

There was a knock at the door,he went and answered it there stood Alex with a bottle of Domestos in his hand."I think you need my services!" he said.

12/18/1010:07 AM

HobbesMember

Keeping to the theme the poor unloved and unliked stepson grabbed Alex by the lapels and dragged him into the hall exclaiming> is that the way you a ha like it?

12/18/1010:13 AM

Rawky-RooMember 10 years

However it was soon revealed that Alex is in fact a Christmas Ghost (with OCD) and tells young Jimmy that he shall be visited by 3 other ghosts. One of the past, one of the present and one of the future. Jimmy tells Alex to shut up and get on with the cleaning.

12/18/1010:18 AM

HobbesMember

Unfortunately it looked like Victor the lazy schizzle with a constant grizzle had peed in the shower again

12/18/1010:28 AM

slimfernMember VIP

"Ooooh get you" mumbles Alex as he turns and heads for the shower room - Timmy takes a moment to think about what had been said "ghosts!" - but poopoos the idea & returns to rifling through his Step Bros clothes for something to wow the ladies!

12/18/1010:33 AM

ScottyMember 10 years

Alex obeys young Jimmy, gets out the ajax and scrubs like a maniac.
Kim of Aggie and Kim past fame, appears in a distant light, whispering, scrubadub my darling boy - I`ll tickle you when you`ve finished.

12/18/1010:42 AM

Rawky-RooMember 10 years

Jimmy sees Kim and says: "who the feck are you?"

12/18/103:02 PM

slimfernMember VIP

Waving her pink latex covered arms about "I am your Furry Godmother" Kim says "Here to do your dirty work so you can go to town - My mate Science is waiting outside ready to drive you"

12/18/103:21 PM

Soozy WooMember

She said - be back by midnight 'member I told ya'.

12/19/1010:16 AM

Former Member

Meanwhile Jimmy once again contemplates the Vivienne Westwood dress, and wonders....has Dewsbury Dave been here???

12/19/1011:17 AM

Rawky-RooMember 10 years

Then out from under Kim's garment pops out Dewsbury Dave dressed as a fairy. "Ey-up lad" he says "I'm ghoooost from christmas past"......

12/19/102:41 PM

slimfernMember VIP

Peeing himself almost - Timmy listens as Gooseberry Dave lets on a tale of woe from da past....

12/19/103:08 PM

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