ahhh man am owa tha moon wur ahl still tarkin proper like man
Eeeeeeeeh yill nevah gess what? Ah'v actullay got the iren oot! Forst time in see lang Ah had te blaw the dus offif it! 
aye, see therr'sa regional variation! You caw it iren,ah caw it ma radiators
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Wey a thought aboot this fer a bit like n' afta read'n all the stuff, am not sure. Yu see Aaa taalk proper man. An a divin't av the foggiest wut yer all gannin on aboot. So's a suppose the ansa is Nahh a canit.
Isch moech zo foos noo koelle jon (I would like to walk to Cologne). 
What with wor mainline sooth o thirsk, the planes, and wor roads yud hev ter waalk ter col-og-nuh mind Frow Koeln, man, frau, man, marra, obwohl aber. usw. usw.
Very true GJ.
Alles klaar comissar!
why its a bit nippy up heeah the daaay liike
Ah cleae-ard wer yard n snickit so herfulie 
it wownt sno nee moh.
it wownt sno nee moh.