oooh.... ^^^ snow willy!
oooh.... ^^^ snow willy!
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Pigs are doable
Yes!! Yes... I will do a snow pig!!
for yoooouuuuuu!
Oh, am I glad I didn't have to sketch a crumpled coke can 
I'm of a certain age you see 
and I can't draw for flippin toffee ( I'm better with my head)..............sometimes 
I'm of a certain age you see and I can't draw for flippin toffee ( I'm better with my head)..............sometimes 
I just knocked this up in the last 5 minutes, piece of piss really.
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*cough* How about Swan Lake? *cough*
You already have the picture uploaded don't you?
Rawky - I have been in a right old mood cos of the snow but you are REALLY making me chuckle
Sprout...... the crumpled coke can assignment was the worst!! And we knew it was coming... cos every year the years above us would have their 80 different versions of the pencil sketched crumpled coke can displayed in the corridor!
we used to use the eraser ends of our pencils to draw ooby enders on their pictures!
we used to use the eraser ends of our pencils to draw ooby enders on their pictures!
PMSL Ditty!!
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Yes!! Yes... I will do a snow pig!! for yoooouuuuuu!
I was inspired by my Peppa Pig advent calendar.
Rawky........ stop pissing about with crappy castles and make me a pig.
(or a swan.......a swan would trump Ditty's pig
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Uno snow Pig
Probably not my best work, if I'm being honest
Probably not my best work, if I'm being honest
Crumpled coke cans getting a right kicking here I don't know why. I'm feeling sorry for all crumpled coke cans who have had to suffer through modelling for stuck up ungrateful art school types 
I had to draw 'air' once in Art Class.
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a swan would trump Ditty's pig
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Probably not my best work, if I'm being honest
aw.. I dunno.... it has soul!
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art school types
t'wasn't art school.... was the local comp!
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Probably not my best work, if I'm being honest
You ain't kidding me
But in a duel it doesn't matter if you win in style.....all that matters is that your opponent DIES!!!!. Only when we see Ditty's attempt tomorrow, shall we know if you are triumphant Mr Roo.
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I had to draw 'air' once in Art Class
I bet I could do a fab air snow sculpture!
Whoa! Wait a minute....you mean Ditty is actually going to make the sculptures herself?
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I'm feeling sorry for all crumpled coke cans who have had to suffer through modelling for stuck up ungrateful art school types
And all those discarded cans who became too old and crinkly......and were cast aside for younger models.
awwww... look what I found.... from last year!!!!
its the pic of the poor snowman from the top field.... the one that every dog has wee'd on.... the one I put out a charitable campaign shout for...
This snowman lives in one of the busiest dog walking paths in a village in North Essex. This snowman has to endure a life of being urinated on as much as 20 times a day by passing dogs. Just ÂĢ3 a month could secure this snowman a life free from dog piss & sheep ridicule. Could you find it in your hearts to help this poor snowman lead a better life?
its the pic of the poor snowman from the top field.... the one that every dog has wee'd on.... the one I put out a charitable campaign shout for...
This snowman lives in one of the busiest dog walking paths in a village in North Essex. This snowman has to endure a life of being urinated on as much as 20 times a day by passing dogs. Just ÂĢ3 a month could secure this snowman a life free from dog piss & sheep ridicule. Could you find it in your hearts to help this poor snowman lead a better life?
I'm always convinced I can smell wee when I see that picture. 
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I'm always convinced I can smell wee when I see that picture
you're lucky I didn't take the photo from a different angle... one dog had decided weeing on it was not enough!
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I had to draw 'air' once in Art Class.
That reminds me of the time the school drafted in a child psychiatrist when I was 13 cos I kept getting in fights and wasn't very well behaved
The bird handed me a snooker ball and a normal eating knife and told me to peel the ball
I shook my head, said it weren't me that needed help and sashayed out of the room with my nose in the air 
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handed me a snooker ball and a normal eating knife and told me to peel the ball
hahahaha! I wonder if any kid actually did "peel the ball"... surely any sane kid would just look at her as if she was off her trolley!
and.... what are the intepretations of the snooker ball peeling methods...
- peel it like a potato; has chip on shoulder!
- peels it in a wood wittling type way; rambling issues
- peels it by stabbing at it repeatedly shouting "die god damn you die";
I have just a plastic sheet over my kitchen roof with no tiles on it 
Builder was supposed to finish the tiles Sat morning but after 4ins of snow am left biting fingernails.
Builder was supposed to finish the tiles Sat morning but after 4ins of snow am left biting fingernails. Reference:
I have just a plastic sheet over my kitchen roof with no tiles on it Builder was supposed to finish the tiles Sat morning but after 4ins of snow am left biting fingernails.
I'd move.
Dits apparently it was to test the child's tolerance level. She's lucky I left her with teeth. Dozy trout. 
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And all those discarded cans who became too old and crinkly......and were cast aside for younger models
tolerance to what? patronising requests?
ART
aw... Mr Pie... I LOVE THAT PIC!
I saw it last year... but its still the best one!
its his expression.... and the triumphant arm in the air!
I saw it last year... but its still the best one!
its his expression.... and the triumphant arm in the air!
Done MY snow pig!
*awaits praise from Ducky*
*awaits praise from Ducky*
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*awaits praise from Ducky*
*puts on the voice I normally reserve for my Bobs*
Aww who sa good girl den? Oh yhes you wah! Oh yhes you wah!
hahahahaha!
*looks at "Bet" smugly and a little indulgently before wandering back towards the door, to be let out* - Bobs styley*
*looks at "Bet" smugly and a little indulgently before wandering back towards the door, to be let out* - Bobs styley*
*reluctantly lets Ditty out the back door*
DON'T YOU DARE GO SEE THAT BITCH TWO DOORS DOWN.
DON'T YOU DARE GO SEE THAT BITCH TWO DOORS DOWN.
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DON'T YOU DARE GO SEE THAT BITCH TWO DOORS DOWN
*mutters about mental paranoid muvva... & dodgy catkidnapping chav women two doors down*
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Aww who sa good girl den?
Woohhoooo! Thank you!
Worst - no footie
Best - it's very pretty!
Great pics everyone
Best - it's very pretty!
Great pics everyone
The worst thing imo is how long the snow remains on the ground when the temp stays sub zero.