choccy pudding always works

That was Sexy Kelly

And my works do is very sedate and refined ... we are going to Jamie Olivers this year and will all behave

I long for someone to do something naughty, but it won't happen

2009 was great - it was themes from the movies. I went as a character from Moulin Rouge.
My table had a couple of reps who just kept producing bottles of wine - it was the gift that kept giving.
One of my friends dived into the hotel pool with all her clothes on.
I don't remember getting back to the hotel  but I was asked to charge someone's sat nav from my lap top. I took it. Went upstairs to bed , spoke to OH on MSN - god knows what sort of convo I had with him. Then I went to bed.
The next morning I woke up.... remembered that I had to charge the sat nav and couldn't find it. Searched everywhere and was sick with worry. I went down to the hotel reception - they had it. Apparently someone had handed it in - it was in the toilet I have no recollection of that.
 I then had to give a 40 minute presentation about an E learning package at 0900.
I felt so ill 

Our conference dinners are becoming legendary - nurses DO know how to have fun 

It's the only time of year I wish I was still working! 

Aww most of mine have been okay..However one Christmas "Do"  made  me laugh a bit.I worked in a central library,we had all the staff from the branches there.We knew that this guy,he was about 30 years old,was having an affair with a female staff member..he wasn't married but his long term  girlfriend was ther.Anyway we all had food and drinkk etc,then got dancing,as you do with his girfriend..Anyway He bumped into me and I  stated .."Oh I've  been trampled by the Mange a trois!" Ooops....Well they  were all drippy.