whats a waste Slim?

That he ended his life before he met me issy!  

awww innit!!!

I got dragged to an INXS concert at Brixton Academy (I wasn't even really that up for going)... always thought he was fit...   but when I saw him in the flesh the sex appeal literally oozed off him.   I just stood there in a stupor going "omg... he is sooo hot"

Then when I got out of hospital having had my second baby (the boy)...   some of my friends came round to see me & said.. "ooh.. and that bloke died".    They couldn't remember his name.... and one of them said "Mick Hucknell"..   so I just shrugged and thought... oh, thats a shame... kinda thing.

Til my other friend said "nooo, not Mick Hucknell... Michael Hutchence"...    

and I was uber gutted!

Awwwwww Ditty!  he was mega hot! ..Such a loss! 
Mick Hucknell!!! Eeeek! no comparison whatsoever!  
I hope you chastised your friend good & proper!

OHHHH

No - he had unsavoury habits - wasn't his death something to do with an orange and a teatowel or something?

No!... he hung himself by accident 

I was gutted...  I'd gone from not that interested... to  OH NOOOOOOES!

When I saw him at Brixton, Helena Christensen was there ....  But it was only a week or two later that he was on the bed on the big breakfast with Paula!

Oh thats right - and yes what a waste

auto-erotically! 

Guess he was a bit of a tartlet...but hey!! I wudda eaten him! 
Beggars belief really how strong the draw of kink is!!

as Russell Brand says.   "if, when you are 'enjoying your own company' (or words to that effect ) and you start to see a light....     STOP!"

Especially when that light has a lil bearded man at the end of it !! 

yeah..   thats the one!