yes.......
have you ever had a really bad meal but not complained cos you didn't want to cause a scene?
No causing a scene can get you a free meal.
Have you ever laughed at a very unfunny joke?
Have you ever laughed at a very unfunny joke?
god yeah.......
have you ever pretended to like a tv show just cos everyone you know thought it was great...but secretly you thought it was pants?
have you ever pretended to like a tv show just cos everyone you know thought it was great...but secretly you thought it was pants?
No.
Have you ever had a crush on someone you really shouldn't have?
Have you ever had a crush on someone you really shouldn't have?
Maybe 
Have you ever told somebody they had smelly feet just so you could wrinkle your nose up at them?
Have you ever told somebody they had smelly feet just so you could wrinkle your nose up at them?
There was someone I didn't tell he had smelly feet. I just stopped going out with him. Then the sod got rich and famous 
Have you ever turned up for a hospital appointment on the wrong day?
Have you ever turned up for a hospital appointment on the wrong day?
Yes yes yes, on more than one occasion as well, but them i am the worlds most unorganised person when it comes to dates.
Have you ever worn a dress/suit with the label still in it so you could take it back
Have you ever worn a dress/suit with the label still in it so you could take it back
No - I wore a hat to a wedding with the label still dangling though. The woman sitting behind me in church told me.
Has anyone ever turned up for a flight (or in my case ferry) on the wrong day?
Has anyone ever turned up for a flight (or in my case ferry) on the wrong day?
No, but i have turned up to my flight to discover id booked it to the wrong country i still went.
Have you ever been nekkid in the snow
*imagines half of gaga stripping and running round their garden so they can say yes*
i still went. Have you ever been nekkid in the snow
*imagines half of gaga stripping and running round their garden so they can say yes* Reference:
Have you ever been nekkid in the snow
Several times, when I'm having a hot flush/night sweat, including twice last night
Have you ever 'flounced' from a forum, then returned?
No
Have you ever had your skirt tucked into your knickers after being to the loo ?
Have you ever had your skirt tucked into your knickers after being to the loo ?
Reference:
Have you ever had your skirt tucked into your knickers after being to the loo ?
yes
have you ever done naughties in the snow? (or wanted to?)
Reference:
have you ever done naughties in the snow? (or wanted to
No (too cold)
Have you ever lifted a pint or some other form of alcohol from a table and walked off with it in a club?
yes
have you ever taken a wee in a swimming pool? (please state age)